if someone did this to me at my work I would lay down on the floor

the tampa bay rays are technically allowed to give up

guy who doesn't understand the concept of licensed media: this HAS to be copyright infringement

everyone should have at least a few incontinent friends

poly triad: two dommes sharing a sub like a blunt rotation

reviving some of my all time greats

Gay up!

she chuff my good and hard through my fat jarts

the existence of an alpha mart and omega mart implies the existence of a beta mart

Crying my eyes out finishing Edgerunners II before searching D_(Cyberpunk) topless_male male_bottom

People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

I need to kill! I need to kill!

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I scrolled and actually out loud went Fuck off

Lemon twist@wattnaught.bsky.social · 11h ago

God damn it! I got GOT by another Datamine Winston

like a handjob covered in chili oil she left me screaming for less

wait so this tweet was real

Austin Schaeffer@schaefferaustin.bsky.social · last mo.

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

lrt: isn't that the dementia album

Help im trapped inside a burning fantasy

binky maid

#cotl

He’s trying his best to have a thought, but unfortunately…

[metroid] colored scribble

星空★lone@hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[metroid] i had an idea for this in 2021ish but i can finally say i nailed it this time. go my gunship maid gijinka

scams are getting really sophisticated. the wallet inspectors are coming to your house now and asking for your wallet