SwearyMess

@swearymess.bsky.social

Still ashamed of our Government and terrified by climate change. #ACAB. Union Member, Feminist She/her #BwiththeT 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 Suffolk, Rainy Fascist Island.

ME: *rubs lamp and a genie pops out* GENIE: i will grant you one wish ME: i wish i was a cat GENIE: *poof* granted ME: *slowly pushes lamp off table* GENIE: dude what the fuck ME: *shows him my butthole*

There is something hilarious about Italian Americans unironically talking about how every Mexican dish is the same, just remixed. Bestie? You know that pressing pasta into a new shape doesn't actually make it different, right?

Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve wearing a "Trans Kids Belong" shirt while her team played against (and beat) Sophie Cunningham and the Indiana Fever is such a big "hell yeah fuck you TERFs" moment.

WNBA Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve wearing a "Trans Kids Belong" shirt

The number of times my colleagues hear me say "Oooops. Oh. Ah well...." and then just carry on in silence until the next time I say it.... (Don't worry, nothing I do at work *really* matters... I am not a doctor or anything.)

18yo is doing German Duolingo and I chuckled. Him: Are you laughing at “practikant”? I nod Him: “Is it because it sounds like “cunt”?” I nod and laugh again. He sighed deeply and said: “You’re nearly 50.”