They told me that his stats were loaded. In that case I’ll say no to Bradley Barcola…

And in...90...minutes...time... he said I wanna live Gunner people I wanna do whatever Gunner people do Well, what else could Mikel do? He said, "I'll see what I can do."

He’s like Kieran Tierney when he’s had his porridge That is why He caught Mikel’s eye…

He came from Greece, was bad at first for Norwich…

they call argentina 007 0 shots on target 0 attempts at goal 7 fouls per player

¡Vamos Arsenal!!!

Victor Manga

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Messi goes super saiyan in the last 20 of every match and every opposing coach is like, what if he didn’t and we could just defend a narrow lead until the whistle

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

Spain in final means a new landmark either way If England qualify, it’s the first time the Euros and World Cup have had same final in succession, after Euro 2024 If Argentina qualify, it’s first time the reigning European and South American champions meet in World Cup final

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

If VAR were a person

the spf clásico is going exactly as expected

Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social · 4w ago

we've put English and Norwegian people in a soccer match in the Miami summer let's see how it goes oh

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

I watch Godzilla to watch him drop kick other Kaiju and fuck shit up what in the fuck are you talking about man

Tell me you’re autistic without telling me you’re autistic.

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 4w ago

A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”

I did it I wrote the article wish me luck Lionel Messi is the GOAT, Ronaldo is not, why just about every statistical analyst agress www.expectinggoals.com/p/messi-rona...

Why Messi keeps thriving as Ronaldo fades: The GOAT's always been the best

I'm not proud, or tired

expectinggoals.com

cc: every Republican in Congress

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"

we'll never know but when -the two days before the match are eaten by news of political interference and corruption -the team comes out, each and every one of them more or less, looking utterly unready for the moment it's hard not to think USSF and Trump are responsible

I AM HAVING A SERIES OF EMOTIONS RELATED TO SOCCER

“The unjustified red card must be upheld to preserve the integrity of FIFA.” That kind of rules-based order just has no currency with anyone anymore.

George Pearkes@peark.es · last mo.

A UEFA statement on Balogun has landed *FIFA'S REVERSAL OF BALOGUN RED CARD CROSSED A LINE: UEFA *REGULATIONS CANNOT BE MADE SUBJECT TO EXCEPTIONS: UEFA

i’ve never experienced a collective enthusiasm and fun like this month of the world cup. just consistently blown away how universal the enjoyment is and how deep people are plunging down the rabbit hole. doesn’t matter who i’m with or where i am everyone’s locked in and it rules

let's set the mood

local blogger@fergoe.blacksky.app · last mo.

Waiting for England-Mexico really does feel like Sunday Night Football (the other football) in July. Crazy amount of hype for an exciting matchup taking place in an iconic and raucous stadium at night. Just need Telemundo to invite Collinsworth to do the SNF slide and say "Bueno" or something

This is NOT what the FIFA World Cup is about. The FIFA World Cup is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · last mo.

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card. FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"