Garruk: I can take him! I'm immune to his illusions! Jace:
As a certified Jace Hater, I am really enjoying Reality Fracture. It's 100% on brand for who Jace is and surprising it took this long.
I believe Roko's Basilisk is real but there's a second even more powerful AI that hates itself and will punish me for trying to create it. It's quite the conundrum.
A moment of petrifying clarity. Being a working creative isn't about exorcising your demons. It's making your demons pay rent.
"Now introducing our movie, where for 24 hours sex is legal!" "So our main character has sex?" "No. Why would they do that?"
terrible. juiceless. the flavor of an expired ice cube. but worst of all, kinda good.
Cal is Stitching & Cascading@caljones.com · last mo.This is actually a direct afront to everything good & holy about magic the gathering cards, it’s purely offensive
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Bengineering@bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 2mo agoPeople who enjoy settle are the same people who reminded the teacher that they forgot to assign homework.
Changing my behavior to solve a problem is just letting the problem win, and I don’t want to be a loser
Then he said, "It's Odyssey'n time" and Odded all over those guys
need to start using the dutch word for "party animal"
medieval guy on his phone laughing his ass off at a short-form video of a deacon sitting closer to the head of the table than a bishop
The feds don't want you to know this but you can sneak into showings of the Odyssey. All the tickets have been purchased by a shadowy cabal so the seats are paid for and no one even checks. So many people are doing this I couldn't find a spot to sit over the weekend.
Adding Haus to my list of "people who say things that explode bluesky" but in the unprecedented "laudatory" category
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
Conservative media criticism has become so racist and vulgarized that Nolan can make a movie with the message "imperial powers are the barbarians at their own gates" and the right-wing critique of it is "why lady black"
One of the hardest lessons of playing commander is that if your deck makes the game state too complicated they other players will straight up kill you
This is the best time in history to be reading challenging books. Unknown words can be looked up, and missing context can be researched, and you can do it without even putting the book down.
I guess we need a Star Wars adaptation of Mother Night so resistlibs stop falling for the "he was nice at dinner parties" routine
this is how i dress when i'm nothing like my father, but am my own man
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2mo agoFirst look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.
Describing Moby Dick as "that book about the evil whale" and watching a lit major lose the light in his eyes.
Starting a new philosophy called "Two things can be bad at the same time"
if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil
At long last we can enjoy the adventures of Don Quixote, from the book "Don't Enjoy the Adventures of Don Quixote."