Texas Krusty
@texaskrusty.bsky.social
Fightin’ Texas liberal. 30-year D flack. Cat and dog dude. Don’t do drugs (unless you brought enough to share). Clinically diagnosed Justice Complex. Still 6' 5". ATX
Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.
Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed
Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...
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…or you could try to outspend the progressive by tens of millions of dollars again and get racist as shit one more time just to see if it works this time
if establishment candidates want to start winning primaries again all you have to do is say that rich people have too much money and that youll prosecute trump admin staffers and republicans that have broken the law
The commander in chief was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back shipping to the strait.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17m agoThree-byline alert: 🚨 “.. The Defense Department’s second in command hastily gathered top military and defense acquisition officials for a meeting Friday night to discuss ways to quickly address a shortfall of U.S. weaponry — after he got an angry phone call ..” www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Ironically, the way mainstream papers lower the bar to give space to middling hacks in the name of ideological diversity is the closest real-world phenomeon to how MAGA imagines DEI works. Does anyone think we’d know the name Mark Thiessen if he were on the center-left competing for that slot?
Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 36m agoTrump shared this Marc Thiessen article yesterday lol
"If Vought is supplying the ideological vision, Mark Paoletta is supplying the legal architecture to carry it out." Terrifying. slate.com/news-and-pol...
How the Legal Mastermind of Trump’s Most Damaging Policies Stays Anonymous
Mark Paoletta is not a household name.
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WRONG! None of these prosecutions has been a misfire. A misfire implies that somehow, something that, in the ordinary course of things, would have happened — a gun would fire a bullet, for example. That's not the case with these vindictive prosecutions. They never would have worked.
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 1h agoThe DOJ's collapsed felony criminal case charging a former Olympian with damaging the Reflecting Pool is just the latest in a string of legal misfires
The unitary executive is just the Führerprinzip in a trench coat. An invisible trench coat.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 45m agoJD Vance: "The president makes the decisions, and we all try to implement the decisions in accordance with the president's wishes. The president runs this administration. He makes orders."
Stealing from us like we're conquered territory. Intolerable.
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 52m agoThe Trump regime admitted in court filings that the cancellation of clean energy grants for Hawaiʻi was because the state voted for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election, rather than the previously stated reasons of advancing energy needs or economic viability.
"Cool dude, see you in discovery!" is the obvious UNO Reverse card to Trump's attempts to bully organizations by suing them for a trillion dollars. It's a massive indictment of the US system that one after another institutions and major organizations settled and paid bribes rather than play it.
Graham Lanktree@glanktree.bsky.social · 3h agoPresident Donald Trump is seeking to stave off a court order that requires him to begin giving the BBC financial details on his business empire by Thursday in connection with a defamation lawsuit he is pressing against the network. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."
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Tired: Making up imaginary vandals Wired: Turning America into the 21st Century Vandals
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2h agoTrump Brags He’s Taking ‘Billions of Barrels of Oil From Venezuela’ Because ‘To the Victor Belong the Spoils’
Wait… who is making this political? David Ellison, you need a new crisis management team. You are doing untold irreparable harm to the Paramount Brand.
Two rich dudes in their 70s want to know why people living paycheck to paycheck aren’t happy.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 51m agoKUDLOW: Why is it people don't know there's an economic boom? It's not showing up in any of these numbers! How is that possible? TUBERVILLE: Our economy is really good if you look at all the factors
somewhat tangential but i never really understand the “just cook it at home” retorts sometimes u just want to go out to eat it is fine
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 9h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
One of the first major groups to start spending on J6 supporters, now they seem like they'll spend $30 million trying to keep the Senate in Republican hands
Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 9h agoAIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
Three-byline alert: 🚨 “.. Trump’s frustration over the Iran war boiled over at Camp David last week, where he demanded answers from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on why he had apparently been misled on extreme munitions shortages ..” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
I’m old enough to remember that there was a large and thriving porn industry before there ever was an internet. If porn is banned online, people will simply return to those mediums. Images and writings about people having sex have always been part of human culture and always will be. 
Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social · 3h agooh god. Retailers say online age-verification laws are driving up sales in the DVD market. avn.com/news/novelty...
We'll be seeing more of this as time goes on.
The Salt Lake Tribune@sltrib.com · 1h agoDr. Jeffery Cornelius of Moab Dental Health Center said he'd provided Medicaid-covered care to children since arriving in Moab in 2006 and did not take the decision to leave the program lightly. “It just was too much of a cut to be able to function."
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
emerging from a social media sabbatical to share one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen from the global tech market. inherently alienating and solidarity-destroying at its core. Prediction markets are among the most dangerous platforms out there. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My son has cancer. Kalshi wants you to be able to bet on his medical future | Joshua Pederson
The predictions market is planning to allow betting on clinical trial results and regulatory decisions as our family fights for his survival
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