hampterland
@the-hampter.bsky.social
24, ΘΔ, she/they, designated chimp tickler. Into whatever but mostly video games, animation, Pokemon, zoology, Death Battle, and Smash Bros. so expect those. SFW, but I'd prefer if my followers were adults please zionists and terfs go away ur yucky
The Canadians, realizing they could completely destroy the Republican Party in November by shutting down oil exports and driving us gasoline to $9/gal
John Michael McGrath@jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 9h agoGood morning. Ipsos has restricting energy exports to the US with 2:1 support; an oil & gas export tax at nearly 3:1 support. *In Alberta.* (Table 2.) www.ipsos.com/en-ca/canadi...
i just realized that tomorrow is the last day i need to attend to qualify for my bonus too so i cant call off fugggggggg
hampterland@the-hampter.bsky.social · 4h agoim dying i think (i have an on and off low fever and i feel too warm)
A woman who was raped as a preschooler sued Elon Musk’s xAI. According to the lawsuit, the abuse was filmed, the files were fed to Grok, and Grok has since generated new images of her. #OpDeathEaters www.yacnews.com/elon-musks-x...
im dying i think (i have an on and off low fever and i feel too warm)
trans people deserve disjointed normals and meterless reversals
Efi Lione 🦊🚀@efilione.bsky.social · 2y agosomething i saw from the web
(lost girl starts playing) kris...do you remember when you secretly installed a nuclear bomb mod on our minecraft server and blew up the village i'd been building for days..? to be entirely honest, it actually made me really happy to see it burn...do you think i'm fucked up in the head, kris?
Me and one of my friends would send this to each other so much that he got it printed and framed for me as a gag gift for Christmas
jill nye the science dyke@gizmouse.bsky.social · 21h ago
Now you listen here you little BITCH. I’m going to CHECK OUT your ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK so hard that your MAMA LUIGI turns into a GAY LUIGI! Y’hear me! I will BOMBS you with a ROPE and LAMP OIL until you cry for SPAGHETTI! You got that?! I’LL GRAB MY STUFF!!!
Season 3 Episode 13 - Frame 361 out of 2747
THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...
Uplifting News@upliftingnews.bsky.social · 2d agoA new Twitter has launched, arguing that Musk’s X gave up the name. A judge hasn’t ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird has launched its new social media network: Twitter.now
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
nearly just had a heart attack lmao, ig a centipede was hiding out on my towel so i just felt one crawling on my hand right after my shower
thinking about the time i said new donker would be cool in mario kart and someone responded, completely seriously by the way, that it’d be like putting hitler from those mario flash cards into mario kart because they’re both just random characters or something along those lines
in regular light it looks at most like the screen is dusty. in the dark you can see the stars
the postes@rem.bsjky.team · 2d agosaw the eclipse. this picture is best viewed in a dark environment
fuuuuuuuck im getting sick. im having trouble sleeping, my throat feels like there's a bunch of popcorn kernels stuck in it, and im getting a fever
I just wanna note that no one is having to jump in everywhere to say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead right now
Nintendo #FunFact: In the early stages of developing The Legend of Zelda, the Triforce was originally going to be comprised of four squares and be called the Quadforce. These pieces would've represented the great powers of Hyrule; Wisdom, Courage, Power, and BBWs, but the world wasn't ready yet.
