The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺
@thedaftestlap.bsky.social
Long-suffering Ferrari/CL16, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. He/him. Swear a whole lot. Dyspraxic/ashmatic. No DMs pls. Alba gu bráth STUEFALive on Twitch. "We change the front wing, and we go again"
Corrupt cunts caught doing something corrupt. Quelle surprise
Channel 4 News@channel4news.bsky.social · 3h agoUndercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
Dylan Levitt scoring against us, jesus fucking wept
United conceding a goal to an utter shite ex-Hibs player AND an utter shite ex-Hearts player in one game is some going
...and now we're losing. Again, fucking hell
The Daftest Lap 🏴🇪🇺@thedaftestlap.bsky.social · yesterday...and we're down to ten men. Fucking hell
...and we're down to ten men. Fucking hell
Just reached it on my rewatch and yeah it is a very, very tough watch. Fuck ICE.
Jay ☀️@hey-itsjay.bsky.social · 2mo agothat ICE episode in “Superstore” hits ten times harder now than it did then
£3.5bn is a quite frankly terrifying amount to spend in one window
Miguel Delaney@migueldelaney.bsky.social · yesterdaySpecial report: how the Premier League is risking a "big short" moment as huge proportion of window propped up with private credit The day's most relevant headlines may have been bond yields “A credit challenge is coming. The game should be worried.” www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Here's a shout lads - stop kowtowing to a fascist, it will never, ever be enough for him, and people will remember it even when he's finally fucking gone and yous change it back. Just a thought.
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 2d ago“Everyone considers it fucking nuts.” Inside Apple, I'm told "not a soul" supports Donald Trump's Lake Ontario rebrand to "Lake America," but the company is also resigned to making such concessions to avoid the White House's rage. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/apple-maps...
One striker left, though. Some laugh this whole Everton lark
Flo Balogun got reinstated to the USMNT on the whims of a fascist and proceeded to play absolutely fucking shite
Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
If you purchase a game, digital or otherwise, you fucking own it.
VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 2d agoSony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
I didn't have "broken trophy" on the F1 bingo card but this might have been the heavy favourite for it if I did
Junaid Samodien@junaidsamodien.bsky.social · 2d agoPIRELLI: The three drivers who will step onto the podium on Sunday, together with a representative of the winning team, will celebrate the outcome of the race by lifting FRAGILE, a trophy conceived as a work of art by the artist duo vedovamazzei.
Not sure if there's a movie I've ever rooted harder against Maybe Melania, but it's close
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3d agoGal Gadot defends starring in the ‘Bitcoin’ movie which features AI sets and lighting: “I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that […] The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely.”
Transfer deadline day in England where, due to financial "rules", 5 clubs can do whatever the fuck they please and the rest of the league has to spend exorbitant sums on constantly swapping mediocre jobbers between themselves
Forgot how superbly bingeable Superstore is