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"Millennial hiring managers are ableist for screening candidates that bring a coffee to the interview"

Regular reminder that at least 5 sitting GOP Senators could be ejected *right now* per reasonable read of "Inhabits" in Article 1, §3 of the Constitution: - Marshall (KS, lives in FL) - Tuberville (AL, lives in FL) - McCormick (PA, lives in CT) - Sheehy (MT, lives in MN) - Hawley (MO, lives in VA)

Did all that tinpot dictator shit to oust JPow for a lapdog, only for the lapdog to cave to the bond markets anyway, lmao.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2w ago

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) - Federal Reserve hikes key interest rate for 1st time in 3 years, defying Trump's demand for cut.

I know the comparison is passé, but if Kamala Harris had said this, there'd have been weekly January 6ths in every city

GTA 6 is going to come out and more than one person is going to play it ask "who is this even for?" every Grand Theft Auto game is made for a twenty four year old stoner in, and this is crucial, 2007

Me and my friends would have killed Nathan Cofnas with hammers I can tell you that much

Turns out the victims of Metro Surge REALLY were not going to abide a quisling that thanks ICE for their service. Fuck yeah.

Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Decision Desk HQ projects Peggy Flanagan wins the MN US Senate Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 11:20 PM EDT

Guy who buys a busted old jukebox, hollows it out, and mounts it on a mechanical bull motor. He charges his bar patrons $10 a pop to spend time in what he calls the Pukebox.

Is Dungeon Crawler Carl worth the hype Maybe my hater instincts have grown too sensitive, but Matt Dinniman is setting off the Milkshake Duck detector for me

I always knew I would fail at being popular on a mid-tier microblogging platform, but I didn't need the evidence to show itself so brutally

[Grim Reaper claw machine meme] Lindsey Graham? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!

The whole Internet loves Blackwater Nazi Tattoo Democrat, the lovely Democrat espousing left-wing populism! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Dem is a rapist

[Deep Blue Something after reading some Kropotkin] And I said, what about, bread/class epiphanies?

Me: I follow British politics Her: Oh yeah? Then who's the outgoing PM?! Me: Uhhhh

I always used to roll my eyes at the hot take of "dogs are white supremacy," but boy, did the authors have a point.

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3mo ago

dog owners hold signs saying “no dog is illegal” and “water is life - dogs have a right to it too!” at the minneapolis park and recreation board meeting during public comment over closing the minnehaha dog park due to it being located on sacred indigenous land

Kiddo asked for his sandwiches to be cut into triangles. He did not specify that they had to be congruent.

"Kids will want to see the original Milli Vanilli!"

Jared Polis retire bitch

If Kamala Harris had gone to Beijing and proclaimed that the US is in decline, pledged increased Chinese ownership of US farmland, crippled exports of critical raw materials, gave up Taiwan, and cut out early, MCAS Iwakuni would have scrambled F-35s with shootdown orders for AF1.

My "didn't allow RFK Jr. to perform heart surgery on a real patient" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Morbidly curious to see how TikTok users end up bowdlerizing Hantavirus once mentions of it start getting shadowbanned.

me after I sow:

Again the reason that Dems can't play hardball is that they instinctively know deep in their bones that they have nothing prepared for higher rungs of escalation. Every city councilor that even floated a .0005% reduction of police funding got a visit from the cops promising to murder their kids.

Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social · 5mo ago

NEWS --> Top Virginia Dems have decided against exercising a procedural end-run around the State Supreme Court ruling that cost Dems four House seats, the Dem leader of the state senate tells me. This will anger Dems who wanted an aggressive response. Details here: newrepublic.com/article/2102...

The retreat of Daily Wire-types has created a right-wing streamers power vacuum that, to ny understanding, has been filled by: - Anorexic meth user that deforms his skull with a hammer - Guy who dresses up as a cowboy and holds black people at gunpoint to call them the hard-R - Nick Fuentes, again

Threw this together last spring upon finding a mouse infestation when opening a friend's cabin for the year, but didn't expect to have to reuse it. Alas, we live in Hell

Currently imagining explaining to someone in a coma since 2017 that a key swing state Senate primary had its 80-year-old frontrunner drop out, essentially conceding the race to a Blackwater goon with Nazi tattoos, and then being strangled when you clarify it's the Democratic race

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart