retbot, certified gamer boi
@threeforgirls.bsky.social
like, nya, fr fr feral asexual, they/them. video games (mainly final fantasy and bg3), music, anime, danmei, knitting, cross-stitch, etc. pfp by https://vgen.co/alin_laphel; banner by https://vgen.co/seiunart
batman ninja vs. yakuza league was, somehow, both dumber and more fun than batman ninja
Sagittarius: You'll accomplish more at night than in the day hours this week. Except for the day drinking.
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
You’re about to leave the grocery store without the milk you came for when you hear that little voice: Joan, you must save the nation of France
anyway i had a xanax and a giant bowl of pasta while i thought about my favorite cards, and i'm gonna have a dr. pepper now, so things are looking up
having A Day, so to distract myself, here's a thread of some of my recent card acquisitions that i really love (all screenshots from the app i use to track my collections, don't feel like pulling out my binders) 1/5: pikachu. fat giant pikachu. beloved.
Teens are hiding in snow banks and devouring wandering travelers. They call it yetimaxxing and parents are up in arms over this dangerous new trend.
unfortunately a le creuset store opened at the jersey shore outlets 😔
my parents' 60th anniversary was the other day, and they took us out for fancy lunch this afternoon to celebrate. i got a huge steak with truffle butter, asparagus, and fries with jalapeños, and a melty nutella cookie for dessert 🤤🤤🤤🤤
"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP
Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
On This Day in Pop: 26 years ago "Bring It On" was released.
Sagittarius: People will find you too sensitive to criticism but they won’t understand that criticism killed your father in a boating “accident” that the police refuse to investigate.
not to be too morbid on main or whatever, but i hope by the time my parents die we've stealth-thrown out enough of their hoard that we don't need to worry about it
retbot, certified gamer boi@threeforgirls.bsky.social · 2w agocathy and i are cleaning up dad's office and whisper-shouting at each other about the 30 copies of the 20-year-old liturgy book we just found
cathy and i are cleaning up dad's office and whisper-shouting at each other about the 30 copies of the 20-year-old liturgy book we just found
i don't understand anything that's happening in Batman Ninja, but good golly i'm having a good time
jeez, i reblog one post about bruce wayne having a bun in the oven, and suddenly all my tumblr ads are about breast milk coolers 😒
definitely been reading/watching way too much about prehistory, because this book started talking about marija gimbutas and i said out loud "yeah yeah, the mother goddess cult, we've all heard about it"
andrew: you're gonna spend two hours kissing your mother goodbye, and your deedee needs at LEAST twelve hugs gavin: *looks at me in silence* me: you get ONE hug