I used to write poems and stories and now I can't even haiku once a day.
thunk2much
@thunk2much.bsky.social
Old, awkward, tired. Expect random dog pics. 💜💛💙
your poem is exhausting dense and complex a dozen swiss watches in a bucket of melted butter
I'm convinced this is a Friday that's just a little hungover and fuzzy brained. It simply cannot be just another Tuesday, it's got more purpose than that.
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
I used to get high on life until the government reclassified it as a controlled substance.
I've forgotten so many things that I'm not sure anymore if I ever knew them at all. Like maybe I just never knew anything?
"Potato salad is that baby you’re holding, and it’s that man you fought with this morning, the same one you’re going to make love with tonight. That’s truth. That’s potato salad."
FAQ: Potato Salad
“In this potato salad, there are potatoes. Mayonnaise. Paprika, obviously. Two giant celery chunks. One red onion, diced. Three hard-boiled eggs. Two ants an...
buff.ly
I can't stop fidgeting with this dumpster fire fidget, so good! And the bonus turtle is too cute. Really glad I got something so sweet from the auction. @romancingthevote.com
people need to stop giving in to hate it’s always gonna be a really bad thing
I think I've been taking accepting my (old) age a bit too far... <takes foot back out of grave and shakes it all about hokey-pokey style>
I refuse to use my powers either for good or for evil. Mostly I just use them to make dachshunds very slightly longer
the design in my latte was a mushroom cloud is that good
If you're being overly nice to marginalized people to prove that you're accepting, maybe you're not that accepting, and also you're probably annoying them.
They want us to use even more AI at work and talk like we're kindergartners and anyway maybe early retirement won't be so bad if we just rob a few banks.
Going to start a new AI company. Misanthropic. It’s going to be exactly the same as all the others.
Can't get today's medicine because it's on order but I ordered from the pharmacy Monday because Friday they said it's too soon to order, I love this system this is so fucking cool.
UPS saying We Have Your Package like it's a hostage situation.
I can tell that AI wrote your email about your newsletter that talks about how important humans are in your process...
It’s the early morning toast run with George the super donkey
The last person on earth except they don't know it because all the bots are still just chatting away.
Dear humans, today’s the day. 😸 If there was ever a day for one of my cats to wear a tie, it’s today 🐾 🤍
Just asked a dog if he ever feels like he's spent his whole life worrying because I am normal and everything is fine.
If you turn the sound off and go get a beer you can pretend this is still the world cup
When you live with a musician... Me: what the fuck is he wearing anyway? Him: A headset mic?
Tombré. Our brains love colour gradations like this because of our ancestors’ need to forage for ripe fruit-my photo’s likely to ping ancient dopamine-releasing pathways in your brain associated with finding good snacks ✔️🍅. You’re welcome:
