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Silly Tilly

@tillythecollie.bsky.social

A border collie who likes to be nice.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11h ago

Happy 60th Birthday Revolver, and in a months time Star Trek the original series

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 6d ago

This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops

EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...

mirror.co.uk

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · last wk.

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”

Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 7d ago

Blass me, Robert Jenrick is a nasty, scheming, gaslighting, disingenuous, little prick, isn't he?

Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · last wk.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com. Inspired by recent news about the SpudCell. NS subscribers can read about it here: www.newscientist.com/article/2532...

Title: The artificial cell's diary

Panel 1: An oval green cell with a face opens its eyes.
Caption: Woke up to the scientists discussing whether I was alive or just exhibiting some of the symptoms.

Panel 2: The cell looks thoughtful
Caption: A bit heavy for first thing in the morning.

Panel 3: The cell eats some little dots in the liquid around it.
Caption: Had a swim, then ate some of the molecule soup that I live in. My day is pretty much all soup-based.

Panels 4: The cell looks uncomfortable
Caption: Then I began to feel rather odd.

Panel 5 and 6: the cell hseems to be splitting in two
Caption: But, I saved the big news for last:

Panel 7: The cell smiles. A new, smaller cell smiles back.
Caption: I made a new friend!

Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · last wk.

Weirdly timely criticism for a leaflet from 1936

Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 2w ago

Brian Eno: Tax me more - July 24, 2026

Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

Silly Tilly @tillythecollie.bsky.social · 2w ago

A bit rubbish really. As half-time shows go, Bad Bunny was tons better. Hope the football gets a bit more interesting.

Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 3w ago

“The bass player is like a king in chess. He doesn’t move much but when he does he changes everything.” - Holger Czukay #quote

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3w ago

New monkey just dropped.

New monkey species with orange lips found 'hiding' in DRC forest

Scientists describe "amazing feeling" to look into the face of an animal that so few people knew existed.

bbc.co.uk

Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 3w ago

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247

Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 3w ago

Let me help.the Sunday night dread with 12 minutes of pure joy, courtesy of the band of HM Royal Marines. youtu.be/qYgn5LxKCFw?...

Ibiza Prom Classics | Royal Albert Hall | The Bands of HM Royal Marines

YouTube video by The Bands of HM Royal Marines

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 4w ago

If there is a by-election in Clacton, Farage wins and is then deemed to be in breach of parliamentary standards and another by-election is triggered will it be called a Bye-Bye-Election? #Farage

Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · last mo.

Apparently karma puts mayonnaise on its fries…

Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · last mo.

🎶 I get up when I want Except on Wednesdays When I produce a hygroscopic mucus coating my entire body to protect me from predators through what is known as

HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · last mo.

This is so good

Wangleberry@wangleberry.bsky.social · last mo.

An elaborate shitpost - which took me forty-five minutes when I should have been trying to sleep, and which was a fun exercise in gilding the lily - but a shitpost nonetheless

These eyes have seen a thousand wonders shine:
Great miracles, in heaven and on earth,
And though my life be short compared to thine,
A thousand years could not contain its worth.

I watched great ships of war sweep through the night,
New constellations 'gainst a starlit haze,
Where, bested by Orion's ancient might,
They roared their glory in a final blaze;

And softer still, in silent darkness stood,
I saw two worlds, and, passing inbetween,
I witnessed there what no Man ever could -
The light of God in thrall to a machine.

As tears in rain are lost like morning dew,
I give these echoed sights, in death, to you.

The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · last mo.

Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Trump: “Here is another example of a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor. The sign says, ‘First they came for the algae…’ which is in reference to a famous post-WW2 statement about Germans not speaking out against Nazis ‘…Then they came for the Jews, & I did not speak out—bc I was not a Jew “