It’s remarkable for anyone to think we couldn’t live without billionaires. When, in fact, the world would be entirely better without their existence.
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Chiefs. Baseball. Soccer. Passed by Worlds of Fun over 500 times without ever going in. 2025 Top 1,000 Rebecca Black Listener.
This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
These are the dumbest people alive who are so very out of touch with reality.
onion person@junlper.beer · yesterdaysuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
No, *you’re* tearing up over Georges Niang’s story for Naz’s birthday.
I think about this all the time. People get mad about bicyclists being on the sidewalk without ever considering *why* they are riding on the sidewalk. (And yes, of course bicyclists need to be respectful and safe when on the sidewalk.)
Tom Flood@tomflood.bsky.social · 7mo agoSymptom
It’s amazing how these people look like absolutely nothing is happening behind their expressionless gaze.
Okay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
The Yankees’ road grays are the most boring jerseys in sports.
The Cauldron is using AI? That group has gone further down hill than the team they support.
One big problem with the “it’s common sense” argument in just about anything is that it is typically the route taken by people who lack any ability to think critically.
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
I really don’t want to get my hopes up, bc this state has become quite disappointing. But, on Ragbrai it certainly seemed like there were more Sand signs out there than his Kansan competitor. And I could count on less than one hand the amount of signs/flags for the Orange man.
Our streets were built for walking, biking, and transit. It’s the cars that have been the problem for going on a century now.
classic Tim Robinson skit setup —date is going ok —guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food —accidentally makes his own food too hot —date briefly comments on it —guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · last wk.male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
One of the stranger parts of Ragbrai is getting yourself back on a real eating routine, bc your body is just used to constantly eating all day.
NASCAR tried with the in-season challenge, but should just dump it. There’s no fixing it. It’s just bad.
I don’t know how everyone is missing that she’s clearly mimicking Chris Farley in Tommy Boy.
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
i now sit and point out people to my wife, when she drives, that are on their phones as we go past. its non stop. and shell ask rhetorically at stop lights "why arent we moving" and the answer is just: phone
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2w agoToday on my ride I got close passed by a speeding Tesla and I could see the driver just literally staring at the phone in his right hand. I'm used to that shit by now, but it was one of those moments that drives home how this blatant disregard for human life is just...normalized and accepted.
Krause bought *another* European soccer club?? I can’t with this guy.
(from a real protest in Seattle recently, this was not ironic)
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2w agoCyclists are being killed and Jon Keller thinks that advocates (who he calls "bike supremacists") aren't being nice enough. Seriously, fuck this guy. I'm not linking to this absolute piece of trash essay.
Today was legitimately the toughest day of Ragbrai I’ve experienced, thanks to climb and a headwind. Tomorrow is the exact same distance and climb, but replacing the headwind with dangerous heat. It’s going to be awful out there.
Cutting sandwiches into star shapes. That’s what they think average people do.
Rob Larson@ironicprofessor.bsky.social · 3w agoMax three hours! Prioritize people!
