People on the BBC are once again taking AI claims at face value. Why? Because BBC stands for CREDULOUS FUCKING MORONS. I know none of the letters are correct for that. But it is still true.
Tom Slatter
@tomslatter.bsky.social
Constantly bewildered. Singer-songwriter under my own name, 'High Wire Act' and 'Ashfeathers'.
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
BBC Radio 4: we should talk about this Ed Sheeran story. Who should we get on the programme? I know, what about a frothing mad person we can have an argument with? Someone who has the most extreme ludicrous cartoonish view. That'll be a good use of our time.
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Look, I don't believe AI is going to kill us all. All I'm saying is would it be a bad thing if it did?
Oh fucking hell
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Oh my god I'm being forced to have an opinion about the blandest musician in the world. Ed Sheeran has all the money. He could make different choices.
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I hope you will all forgive me a small outburst: WHY DO THE BBC KEEP REPEATING IDIOT AI NONSENSE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE CREDULOUS FUCKING MORONS????!!!!!! Thank you.
I can’t believe Taylor Swift put this song on her new album. Disgusting.
Watching Silo. It is fun. One thing I like about it is that, while it tries to be gritty and dark, it is so obviously a load of theatre kids having fun. It's got a real drama-club-devising-an-ensemble-piece vibe.
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
Gonna get myself a copy of this. Haven't listened to any yet. I'm assuming it'll be all heartfelt piano ballads and four to the floor disco bangers.
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I usually think Thought for the Day is the most embarrassing part of the Today programme. But the journalist taking this AI nut seriously is definitely worse.
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark
I loved it when Obi Wan said “strike me down and I’ll get back up again, you’re never gonna keep me down”
I don't understand people seeing intelligence behind AI output. As a songwriter I have often used word randomising techniques to find ideas for my lyrics. The cut up technique Bowie used is a famous one, but there are others.
I am a middle child. I am also best. I assume the two facts are related.
Where do you fall in your family’s birth order? How do you think that may have affected your personality?
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.