Hope my writing group is ready for my next submission, "guess who just read some Robert Coover"
Nick Douglas
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Unconventionally unattractive https://linktr.ee/nickdouglas
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I reauthenticate with two-factor On company time
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
"you know Brandon I just really think anyone that doesn't appreciate a fruit forward Zinfandel is a pussy"
i wish Marx could see my concert ticket app constantly asking me to sell my concert tickets
"The book business is weird precisely because it tries to find a middle ground between the vagaries of reading time and capitalist time." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/30/b...
Is a Novel Ever Finished? Many Writers Say No.
After finishing his latest book, Karan Mahajan couldn’t decide which opening passage was best. Vote below for the one you prefer.
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in order to guarantee victory in 2028, we must nominate Donald Trump
*standing up on the plane* Listen up smooth-brains. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife, and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you see I shun fancy things like electricity. At four-thirty in the morning I'm milking co
*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
I think it's cringe to clap after a beatnik lands a poem on a plane, that's why I snap.
fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police
yeah i know the sea people. i see people and i fear em
Having a meetup for audio drama fans and creators in NYC on August 18: partiful.com/e/DNjquK9nOm...
AUGUST audio fiction drinks | Partiful
Come hang with creators and fans of audio drama, fiction podcasts, audiobooks and everything in between.
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Everyone loves the cyclops Polyphemus and his famous defining feature: two eyes
A Christian mom who gets excited bc she saw you on Spotify ironically playing "Jesus Freak"
"I'm politically homeless." Yeah that's on purpose, we don't like you