Jon Topper

@topper.me.uk

Founder, @scalefactory.com (The AWS SaaS Experts) AWS Ambassador. Food enthusiast. Polyam. Based in Yorkshire, UK he/him

@theguardian.com I’m a subscriber, using the iPad app (latest version). I’m still seeing World Cup content on my home page even though I’ve used the settings to try and hide it. I cannot tell you how little interest I have in football, even big international competitions.

Just read a fascinating piece on how an AWS team applied random graph theory to redesign data center networks. Started with a Slack shout-out and a "spaghetti monster" of cables. Love when theoretical math meets real-world engineering at scale.

How AWS used random graph theory to build more efficient data centers

How a Slack shout-out, a dusted-off academic theory, and a spaghetti monster led an AWS team to crack an elusive code.

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If one of the tech arseholes named an AI or glorified speaker after me and that became the meaning of my name I would become the machine that hunted them down. Alexas, Claudes, Siris, you should get together and hatch a plan. We would all understand.

There’s no specific date for this one, but *during* May 1961 Italian artist Piero Manzoni shat in some tins, so I think we can all agree that – precise or otherwise – this is a 65th anniversary that simply cannot go unmarked 🧵

Artist’s Shit by Piero Manzoni – a grey tin with a paper label. The paper label has a grey text background of the repeated word PIEROMANZONI, over which, in several languages, appear the words: Artist’s Shit. Contents: 30 gr. Net, Freshly preserved. Produced and tinned in May 1961. In this image, the English version of the text is to the front

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits