How many sets of neuticles could a person have installed?
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
Choose your fighter happy Friday you Kings and Queens of the online cesspool
IN 120 MINUTES: Surrounding yourself with cheerful, subservient blondes—who did it best? A) Bob Barker B) Donald J Trump C) J Howard Marshall II D) Benis Pemps MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Wednesdays 9PM Eastern With host @truehorror.bsky.social At twitch.tv/MindfulWellness
This year is a mix that I collected last autumn. It’s been fun seeing what blooms!
sean's take on frank beard is the same as his take on every musician's death, which is How Could God Take This Musician And Leave Us With Eric Clapton
The first caveman to ask “how was your day” must have gotten so much pussy
saw my fellow Vermonter Noah Kahan and wrote about it. i have to credit @chriswade.bsky.social for the phrase "involuntary townies" www.gq.com/story/noah-k...
Noah Kahan Sold Out the Rose Bowl, and a Good, Sad Time Was Had by All
Kahan's largest headlining show ever featured Chappell Roan, audience hum-alongs, and all the feelings America’s stadium could hold.
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dictator death masks "which one is getting the best head"
"I don't know how it's going to go exactly, I'll cross that bridge after I burn it down" thats not thats not an expression
the bluesky wokescolds are at it again. you won't believe what they're furious about this time, it's just my new essay "i enjoyed my time working with fascists and appreciate all they've done to grease the wheels of my career"
Do you guys remember that time the vice president of a wholeass country said Jeff computers
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Look I'm sorry this happened to this person but big chat was not bumping and I had to ram 50 accounts in it, its twitter anyway big chat is bout all thats left good about it anyway if you're on bluesky sorry for the trouble big titty chicken part is unrelated
@skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social like you are NOT missing anyrhing on twitter its really awful but echoes of yourn presence still haunt the giant GC
pleased to be modding the Q&A for a screening of the tremendous WTO/99 doc at the Laemmle in LA next weds 8/19, come thru
Alex Megaro 🇵🇸@prophetkotto.bsky.social · 2w agoINCREDIBLE Q&A MODERATORS: 8/15 - labor writer Erik Abriss 8/16 - Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social (The People's Joker) 8/17 - Nathan Truesdell (Balloonfest) 8/18 - Annapurna Sriram @painqueen.bsky.social (Fucktoys) 8/19 - Chris Wade @chriswade.bsky.social (@chapotraphousereal.bsky.social)
doing sex to the rhythm of the king of the hill theme song for months and not telling them just to see what happens to their mind the next time we watch the show
New substack is up, its short and its free so, you know take a little break whatever you were doing just now its not a huge deal probably I mean it will be there when you get back open.substack.com/pub/truehorr...
August, Part One
Tropes: Subverted
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(Noticing my co-worker staring as we drive to lunch) I know you didnt go to raves but for dance music straight guys can sing along with whatever part they like, even the lady vocals Co-worker: you were doing sassy hand motions Me: It's called waacking man you don't know shit huh
Mitch McConnell topless in jeans doing lat pulldowns with RFK
Mitch McConnell in the american psycho scene where he's staring at himself in the mirror while hitting it from the back
Skrrt Vonnegut@skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 3w agoMitch McConnell topless in jeans doing lat pulldowns with RFK