every time you choose yrself, an angel gets another set of eyes…✨
“Why is it that people are engineered to live just long enough to pile up a lifetime of mistakes, but not long enough to fix them?” homestretch of this phenomenal story about family legacies, would recommend to anyone, but esp to those who’ve seen the old growth giants (even if only in pictures)
i’ve been off the sauce for a year today. i didn’t set out to quit drinking forever when i stopped, but i’m starting to think that might have been it for me. cool! cheers to all the quitters tonight 🖤
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
just enjoying the shit outta this grey day over here 🌧️
Tom Waits - "Cold Cold Ground"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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imagine being filmed every time you popped out for a snack or a lil stroll (poor jimothy, let a guy live!)
I would absolutely lose my shit if I met a raven and it started quothing
No more bullying they say meanwhile my doctors like, “your diet sucks,” “your tongue is yellow,” “stop eating cigarettes.”
i don’t like tracking my time bc then i have to face what i’ve been doing with it
yeah i keep my good intentions in a cardboard box in the shed, like any normal person (why do you ask?)
everything helps until it doesn’t & if you can quit while you’re ahead, then you’re a better man than i
nothing fucks me up like a holiday right in the middle of the week
Real Butter doesn’t give a fuck whether you believe in it or not
Gouda in my veins and I'm out to cut the Colby 😁
In the time of cheddar cheese I was havarti
coincidentally, this also happens to me if i try to run a marathon
You (running screaming into the ER): My girlfriend's in a coma?! (Goth nurse who's been waiting their entire life for this): It's serious.