When you seek revenge dig three graves: one to use, one to display, and one to store

Panic Restaurant@panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 7h ago

Let the fools wallow in their speculative grease. Take the road less traveled and you’ll soon find wealth beyond your wildest dreams

80g of saffron vs 200kg of mutton

Aric and The Man Who Shot Cane Skeeteburg@hatkidsays.bsky.social · 9h ago

80g of saffron is a war with another country for their saffron

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

The thing that gets me about this movie is that I have never seen anyone post the title, which i will also not be posting in the spirit of solidarity

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 15h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Even just the ones that rotate several pages are bad, fit your menu on the menu, come on

RetroPC-Hime@blisswallpaper.bsky.social · 10h ago

My most 'Boomer Take' is that fast food menu signs that stop showing the menu to show you a commercial are a legit step backwards. I want a milkshake, I want to know what flavours you have, why did it change to a chicken sandwich wallpaper while I was reading it???

bsky.app/profile/oldr... okay NOW I'm logging off but I had to pay respect to a fellow pedant

OldRedInk@oldredink.bsky.social · 11h ago

Most pedantic fact-check of all time: I got curious and did some back-of-the envelope math and I think your aircraft carrier : toothpick comparison is off by about 7 orders of magnitude. Moving the moon with a satellite is like moving ~18 million aircraft carriers with a toothpick.

what happens when you barely step on your pets tail?

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterday

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

www.maptap.gg August 5 99🎯 80🌞 95🏅 91🏆 94🏅 Final score: 924 I keep forgetting to do this *or* getting a bad score

Tragic: smoke season means I can't open a couple windows to get a cross breeze going

I did think the cat girls were *slightly* out of place but it having been a very long time since I've seen any Dominon Tank Police i did not recognize them

Ghostdog Millionaire 🇿🇦/sa@projectauuman.bsky.social · yesterday

( is Dominion Tank Police 1988 anime worth going back to ? I never saw it. All I know is these characters are a cameo from it put in GITS )

lol this week's the gits was technically a christmas episode

Maybe ebitda is a particularly magical number but I am not sure how you cover 1.8 billion in interest alone with 1.5 billion

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · yesterday

EA's annual Ebitda is around $1.5 billion, which should be enough to service the interest payments. But the publisher has told debt investors that it will cut $700 million in annual costs including $170 million in "organizational efficiencies," per Bloomberg. In other words: mass layoffs

Many of you

Now on the one hand the wind finally shifting and hitting us with smoke is bad but on the other hand the heat advisory forecast did not account for the smoke

Rookie mistake, an experienced director would have faked their own death

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d ago

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

Whenever I am tempted to imagine what another driver might be going through, I remember this and stop

My conclusion after being caught up with Hunter x Hunter is that if he was born 20-25 years later Togashi would be producing a beloved narou rpg thing

The CEO of Bluesky trying to make me know who the CEO of Bluesky is and my long standing opinion is that I demand to not know who it is

So, rules question: if one of the two teams is destroyed in an accident before any of the last series can be played is that a default win or does the division runner up advance

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 2d ago

wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year

I think that post you're responding to was sarcasm

But they will be

Steffen Rayburn-Maarup@rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d ago

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

huge fan of the cropped versions bluesky shows you as well

Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️@tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social · 4d ago

Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.

red pikmin should be rinsed and then soaked in warm water for several hours until soft. you can save the water for braising. yellow pikmin are best used for fast, high heat stir-fries. blue pikmin can be served raw after a quick rinse. purple pikmin should be kept intact to slowly absorb seasoning

Man the daily 10 has been cooking