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There's a whole lot of so-called "Freedom Fighters" out there, and not a single goddamn one of them is fighting for my right to light up a cigarette in a Denny's.
There is a give and take required, but this can be a beautiful relationship. I have personally received the gift of classic literature and shared the gift of cheap beer and buffalo chicken wings.
Maggie Serota@maggieserota.bsky.social · 6d agoNatalie Harp quoting Pride and Prejudice to a dude who used to fast-forward through Bloodsport to all the times dudes got kicked in the balls
The Apple podcast transcript thing transcribed ChatGPT to “Chachi Petit” which is far too endearing, but I cannot get it out of my head.
The disclaimer “this is not financial advice” is funny because if it were true, it means that everyone watching just wants to listen to a dweeb wax poetic about investing in meme stocks.
they just had a world cup yesterday. having all these world cups in a row cheapens the experience
They let anyone vibe code, even if their vibes are bad!
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
Mark Carney’s government is rushing through major changes to Canada’s labour laws. Unions say workers should be alarmed. Unions are warning Carney’s government is planning to place limits on the right to strike and deliver other items on “Corporate Canada’s wish list”
Mark Carney’s Government is Rushing Through Major Changes to Canada’s Labour Laws. Unions Say Workers Should Be Alarmed.
Unions are warning Carney is planning to place limits on the right to strike and deliver other items on 'Corporate Canada's wish list'
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loser of netherlands vs japan has to pay reparations to indonesia
This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
*stroking pizza seductively* so is there a mama johns?
There’s a lot of deserved smoke online for Canada re: not really giving a shit that we’re hosting the world cup. And like, we are correct that soccer sucks, but I am more and more in favour of zero IQ mono culture shit like soccer. Every other country seems so fucking jacked and we can’t get it up.
My reason to live for the next 30 fucking years will be waiting to see my white whale; High Speed Rail between Calgary and Edmonton.
Alberta government eyes downtown-to-airport trains as 1st key project of passenger rail plan | CBC News
Alberta's government is eyeing train connections between airports and the downtown cores of its two biggest cities as the first key project of the province's new passenger rail plan.
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I often think that Economics, the field, doesn't explain, or aspire, it justifies. And what it usually ends up justifying is why capitalism must be, with all of its racism, rapaciousness and hollowing effects. The human spirit demands and deserves more, and our imaginations can get us there.
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 3mo agoI’m not saying capitalism is the only problem but I am saying the global capitalist agenda is a central pillar of our problems & I’m tired of people acting like we can solve our problems without facing this. I don’t think unilateral adherence to other economic societal systems is the solution either
Currently working to co-opt the separatist movement to create my utopian Albertan People’s Republic. The demands of our politburo (my most annoying friends) are simple: 1. Nationalize the oil industry. 2. Bring back smoking indoors. 3. New flag, w/silhouette of gun. 4. Beer in grocery stores.
Bro, I can’t come on your podcats. I got like respawns abilities and shit.
Obviously he’s just gonna yap, but it is more fun to imagine the lights go up and Donald Trump is behind a piano and obviously not playing it but then his crew has to pretend that he’s been a piano player secretly for years.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoTrump: “I understand Artists are getting ‘the yips’ having to do with their performance on Wednesday, so I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, DONALD J. TRUMP”
Thinkin' about starting some kind of institute or think tank or some shit. Seems like an easy gig. "The Hot Dog Project" or the "Imagination Institute", "Mind-Brain Foundation". Something like that.
Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
"a device we don't recognize was just used" enough. you're my bank i dont have to tell you about all my devices. i got gadgets you never heard of. i got a palm pilot in a drawer somewhere. what you know about that one money boys
