Jason (derogatory)

@vonskulltaker.itch.io

He/him. Goblin-dad, game-enjoyer, megadungeon enthusiast. Rid the OSR of fascist CHUDs. Fix your hearts or die. vonskulltaker.itch.io/

Dentist said my teeth are haunted. A ghost for every tooth. Mostly dead perverts and Dutchmen. I held a small crucifix under my tongue as he injected holy water into my gums. Won't stop the hauntings but it will keep the ghosts from moving into my brain until we find a priest to make out with me.

My Appendix N Jam submission is up! It's about a necromancer who is creating an undead army of only the beefiest barbarians and statuesque amazons and outfitting them with chainmail bikinis. There's also a sentient giant eyeball and a giant snake.

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Also: the irony of this new nonsense getting coverage as "D&D's most heavy metal setting" when one of the (many) cool things about it was that metal is rare as hell because we've exhausted the earth.

Think about the Deathbringer RPG: That's not pure strain Beer and Pretzels. That's what happens when it's poisoned by babyshit bitterness and throwing up "They're really evil so no scolding!" as a weird defence. Munchkin and Hackmaster know the real score.

If your power fantasy only works for you if you can pretend you’re a good guy for doing mass murder then your power fantasy is shitty and you’re a shitty person, sorry not sorry. You’re not asking for an amoral battle for fun; you’re specifically asking it to say you’re Good for doing it.

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