24 hours since I brought my cat home from the vets and his sister avoids and hisses at him like the clinic replaced him with an alien pod creature.
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He/him/ugly bag of mostly water. Missing pet posters make me cry.
1. A moratorium on story arcs. Stick to self-contained episodes for the time being. 2. Bring back Meglos, the best Doctor Who villain.
Deadline@deadline.com · yesterdayThe BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
I do not care what any 20 year-old thinks of me
ʙᴇᴀᴜx 🕋@obsidian.blacksky.app · 3d agoWould 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
SOMEONE just had the most expensive stummy-ache ever.
hello i have a phd in bike mafia. i am very serious.
The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst
I don’t want to sound hyperbolic but an Evanston motorist just tried to murder me.
“Tired of being a bird?” (September 14, 2026, Argyle Street, Chicago)
Downgraded further from "pending" to "nah you aren't cast in this opera after all" which actually comes as a relief. I just kinda want to chill this autumn.
They’re totally gonna Surf Dracula this, aren’t they?
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
Watched Nadja - a 90s vampire flick with a Portishead soundtrack. Peter Fonda plays Van Helsing as a long-haired weirdo who awkwardly carries his bike everywhere in Manhattan. 👍
Vulcan to English translation - “This dork?”
They showed a trailer to the upcoming Avengers movie before Rifftrax the other night. Still not over this bizarre moment.
I am taking online courses to be a vet tech because I find my current data entry job unfulfilling and soul crushing. I am 54 years old.
Karen Attiah@karenattiah.bsky.social · last wk.What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.
God damn the Rogers Park native who lets their orange cat wander around outside during the daytime. Every time I watch it cross Morse I feel like I'm watching a horror movie.
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
First online vet tech course: ohmygod this is so easy. This is common sense stuff. I am barely taking notes and acing this! Second online vet tech course: OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY TRANSCRIBING EVERY SINGLE PAGE AND I WILL PROBABLY STILL FAIL THIS IS TOO MUCH
Bike helmet discourse? Sure. Here’s my neck from yesterday’s bike collision on the lake path. I didn’t even notice this scrape until I got home. If I hadn’t been wearing a helmet it could have been worse. Maybe? I’m glad I didn’t have to find out.
In the summer of 1993 I was working as a techie in Birmingham, AL for a summer theater. Lee Meriwether was playing the lead in Mame and I was kind of excited about that because she had been in one of my favorite Star Trek episodes (That Which Survives). [1/5]
Star Trek: Losira's Plea to Kirk
ALT: Star Trek: Losira's Plea to Kirk
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The staff member who spray-painted “KILL THE RICH” on the bathroom wall has been promoted.