Gonna save my Bobby Fingers Toilet Wine for When It Happens.

I hope when it happens it's on live tv while he's lying about Epstein again. Preferably prefaced by the phrase "God knows" or "God would strike me if I'm lying" just so the evangelicals get the message.

REMEMBER when "it" happens, we're all going to wear tan suits or tan dresses

REMEMBER when "it" happens, we're all going to wear tan suits

Heh. I have sparkling wine and grape juice squirreled in the back of the crisper at the four places I'm most likely to be when It Happens. If AI suddenly disappeared (or if Altman, Pichai, and either Ellison pulled a Buddy Holly) I'd crack them suckers open without hesitation.

When IT happens, I expect my phone to receive an Orange Alert. Over and over again. @when-it-happens.bsky.social

When it happens, the entire planet, save for a few million of the stupidest morons ever to walk on two legs, will party first. Then, we’ll RIP. Then maybe we’ll party 🎊 🎈 🎉 again. Hurry up already, asshole, the world is waiting #USDemocracy

When IT happens, I'm shooting fireworks from my ass crack.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18h ago

He’s Saruman without the intellect and fashion sense.

The large majority of planet Earth waiting with bated breath‼️ Will smart phones send out some kind of alert when it happens? 🤷‍♀️

i have some persecco in the fridge for it, im gonna drink like a fuckin satyr When It Happens

I keep meaning to attach a little ribbon and tag on mine that says "for when it happens"

#whenithappens

My #1 song for when "it happens" is The Hell of It: "Good for nothing, bad in bed Nobody likes you and you're better off dead" "And though your music lingers on All of us are glad you're gone" www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rz...

The Hell Of It

YouTube video by Paul Williams - Topic

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When something is this wrong, it must be taken care when it happens. In Brazil, president Bolsanaro did the same, he's in jail now for 27 years. But, Brazilians must vote against his son trying to become president.

Peace@dogsmile.bsky.social · yesterday

Yet, it didn’t 🤬 and here we are facing fascism.

Journalists are going to cry & cry when it happens, on air

I sometimes wonder if maybe much of the reason I'm on bsky so much is so I don't miss when it happens.

Given the McConnell Show, how long will they pretend Donny is still alive when it happens?

Also, when it happens, let's memorialize his hatred of turbines by building one near every one of his old properties

When it happens, can I get one free day of drinking without having to reset my clock?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."

I have in recent months had several reasons to examine my thoughts on how to feel and how to react when someone famously awful dies. You don’t want to believe that you’ll experience joy or at least relief when it happens. But I think I’ll feel at *least* relief when Trump goes, and Farage, and …

Realising it might be fun to make a playlist to accompany the bottle when It Happens

I hope it's painful for him when IT happens. He deserves every single part of it for all the fucking shit he has put people through and I hope he burns in the hottest furnace in hell.

When it happens, one element that will be missing from the celebration: the lamentations of his women.

getting ready for when it happens by watching 1990s legal dramas about how justice is finally served

Part of me is expecting that when it happens his inner circle of goons will at least attempt to pull a Mitch McConnell for a while for various reasons, so I wouldn’t rule out a week of It Happened edging.

Ok as a sort of test run for when it happens to the bigger name ghouls this has been fairly enjoyable I have to admit, the mad discourse, the losers defending him, I low key love it and now I can't wait

I know it's not very Hell World of me, but all I could think was to replace WWIII with the day When It Happens and it gave me so much joy.

When It Happens there is going to be such a shower of bullshit about what is acceptable public discourse, when absolutely none of that courtesy will be extended in the other direction.