I replaced the label of a 19 Crimes red with a “For When IT Happens” sticker. He’s done way more than 19 but it just felt appropriate.☺️

The orgasm I will orgasm when IT happens will be recorded on the Richter scale

me when it happens

Going to have a truly incredible party when It Happens

not terribly no. actually expanding our trade to other countries that don't have asshats as president. we still like most Americans and will celebrate with you when IT happens.

I have champagne chilling for when Mitch McConnell is confirmed dead (a standard bottle of Tattinger) and when IT happens (a magnum of Moët Imperial).

Me when it happens

Taco Bell Flying Figure with Fire and Smoke

ALT: Taco Bell Flying Figure with Fire and Smoke

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Ty Dunitz@glitchritual.com · last mo.

When he dies, don't let anyone hit you with some tired 'respect the dead' bullshit. We're gonna fireworks-over-Coruscant, Ewoks-playing-stormtrooper-helmets this shit until the wheels fall off

I have two bottles of champagne in my fridge right now one for when It happens and two was supposed to be for when I got a new job but honestly it may be for when I get fired

At least one person is going to find out when It Happens based on this

today i do myself the kindness of muting aaron rupar, i'll hear almost immediately when It happens anyway

When It happens, It won't fix our country We have a lot of work to do and reforms to enact. No committees, action.

Just put a great one in the bank for when It Happens

Although yeah as others have said, would prefer there’s no innocent collateral damage when it happens

Gonna save my Bobby Fingers Toilet Wine for When It Happens.

I hope when it happens it's on live tv while he's lying about Epstein again. Preferably prefaced by the phrase "God knows" or "God would strike me if I'm lying" just so the evangelicals get the message.

REMEMBER when "it" happens, we're all going to wear tan suits or tan dresses

REMEMBER when "it" happens, we're all going to wear tan suits

Heh. I have sparkling wine and grape juice squirreled in the back of the crisper at the four places I'm most likely to be when It Happens. If AI suddenly disappeared (or if Altman, Pichai, and either Ellison pulled a Buddy Holly) I'd crack them suckers open without hesitation.

When IT happens, I expect my phone to receive an Orange Alert. Over and over again. @when-it-happens.bsky.social

When it happens, the entire planet, save for a few million of the stupidest morons ever to walk on two legs, will party first. Then, we’ll RIP. Then maybe we’ll party 🎊 🎈 🎉 again. Hurry up already, asshole, the world is waiting #USDemocracy

When IT happens, I'm shooting fireworks from my ass crack.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last mo.

He’s Saruman without the intellect and fashion sense.

The large majority of planet Earth waiting with bated breath‼️ Will smart phones send out some kind of alert when it happens? 🤷‍♀️

i have some persecco in the fridge for it, im gonna drink like a fuckin satyr When It Happens

I keep meaning to attach a little ribbon and tag on mine that says "for when it happens"

#whenithappens

My #1 song for when "it happens" is The Hell of It: "Good for nothing, bad in bed Nobody likes you and you're better off dead" "And though your music lingers on All of us are glad you're gone" www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rz...

The Hell Of It

YouTube video by Paul Williams - Topic

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Journalists are going to cry & cry when it happens, on air