Everything bagel implies the existence of nothing bagels. Antimatter bagels. Bagels of the void.

Unhappy to report that working out is making me feel a lot better.

Crazy good view from a hospital elevator. #chicago #skyline

You refer to eating an entire bag of crisps in one sitting as “mildly concerning”. I refer to it as “seeing things through” and “not being a quitter”. Everything is all about perspective.

This happens automatically when you turn 40

Ruby Roberts@rubyroberts.bsky.social · last wk.

It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.

No, I’m not telling you a shrimp fried this rice. That’s not what I’m saying at all.

Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments.

LMFAO

Chicken Pot Pie sounds really good if you add commas.

"I can do it faster with AI" Yeah and it'd be faster to just toss all the ingredients in a blender and make Nutrient Slurry instead of cooking dinner too, but I'm not gonna do that either.

Didn’t know I needed Twilight scenes recreated in Sims. I love humans so much. youtu.be/PeIRuRrirn0?...

Totally gorgeous, obviously

YouTube video by Nicole

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Didn’t know I needed Twilight scenes recreated in Sims. I love humans so much. youtu.be/PeIRuRrirn0?...

Totally gorgeous, obviously

YouTube video by Nicole

youtu.be

I must admit, I didn’t watch a single World Cup match, but I did watch as tens of thousands of people booed the orange felon ferociously and it couldn’t have been a more beautiful sound.

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3w ago

i worked in several casinos and later for an online sportsbook. the best advice i can give you is to stay the hell away from all of it.

For real. #noai #art

Hey Bluesky, how we doing?

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

I almost bought a salad today, but then I remembered explosive poo parasite so bought a slice of pizza instead. Make healthy choices!

I thought my fortune cookie was saying that I would be forgotten by time, but it was just an ad

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

Patriots aren’t afraid to show their faces over their beliefs….

Enough.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

“Eat the rich” is an ideologically reprehensible statement. Proportionally, there just aren’t that many of them. They’re not a viable long-term solution to food insecurity.

90% of my job this week is putting little black dots and line into Musescore and omg it’s so fucking boring please save me

evergreen

Garrett Gilchrist@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · last yr.

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.

The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.