Internet Wizard
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🔮🧙🏼🪄 Wise are the ways of the wizard, if wizardly are his ways.
*at the dwarven pawn shop* "I'm interested but let me make a call to a buddy of mine who's a 12th level Abjurer, and have him take a look at this. I can't tell if this is enchanted or just has a bunch of glowing moss on it."
bet it's a bit embarrassing for wizards when they put in their first custom robe order. guy keeps asking if you're sure about those sleeve measurements
This Les Edwards album cover for Stormkeep’s 'Tales Of Othertime' is from 2021
I have said before and will say again that it is such a loss that we no longer get covers of this caliber for fantasy books. This art is by Jean-Léon Huens. These covers are for the Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander. They lit my imagination on fire as a kid.
"Of course I understand time magic! I promise I won't do anything to change the timeline." The timeline after I come back from the past:
Remember touching grass can help restore your mana 🧙🏼
Should your local wizard or witch be unavailable, prophecy may be dispensed by the wizbot. Make sure you have ancient Sumerian coins, we haven't figured out how to get him to take quarters yet. 🧙🏼
Every week begins with a quest to find my motivation. 🧙🏼
FOR SALE: WIZARD TOWER, GENTLY USED. 1 bedroom, 2 bath, 4 studies. Built in orb pondering station. Built 800. On a secluded coastline at the intersection of arcane leylines. Price negotiable. Looking to sell fast. No reason.
Currently performing a foul conjuration (Posting online). 🧙🏼
I was casting a polymorph spell and something went wrong. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know
