Sewist friends: does anyone know what specific type of fabric these pants are made from? I'm guessing some kind of rayon blend but the blogger's fabric store link is broken and I want to steal this whole look
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I'm not sure if this counts since it wasn't originally in English
David Weiskopf believes in you@dave.bzky.team · 10mo agoWhat is your favorite English-language novel? (Free spaces for Middlemarch, Pride and Prejudice, and Moby Dick -- what else you got?)
Got cut off by a guy with a “what would Walt Whitman do?” bumper sticker. I am being rage baited by god
sir your forty year old property 30 miles outside of city center is not coveted enough to warrant it looking like a stock exchange ticker
*standing up on the plane* EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NEC
dank serpico@abh93.bsky.social · last wk.*standing up on the plane* okay i'm gonna read "america" by allen ginsberg. don't worry i'm not gonna do the n word part. okay. america i've given you all and now i'm nothing. america two dollars and twentyseven cents january 17, 1956. i can't stand my own mind. america when will we end the hu
Every rapper now is named like 420GucciDad or Y2K-Richard and every new hardcore band is xbloodlessmassacrex or watchtheworlddietonight The children yearn for the MySpace Mines
Might have a very inconvenient realization about some stuff in my life combined with financial inability to act on it and then add a dash of midlife crises panic on top, just as some Wednesday afternoon fun.
Bleached the shit out of my hair so I could finally look as old as I feel (ancient)
humbled to admit I only just learned Lord Binface is a real(ish) candidate and not a nickname for Nigel Farage simply because he looks like an enchanted dumpster's wish to become a real boy
wearing a lab coat and swirling blue liquid around in an Erlenmeyer flask in between jotting scientific notes: "being alive longer let u fuck more"
Fannie Jack Hammer@0hbetave.bsky.social · 3w agoI actually don't think is far off from reality. 3B people in this world, and between people I know IRL and what TikTok has opened my eyes to. I think it's more common than we think.
lying on my deathbed, thinking of all the actionable business insights that I delivered
my Diarrhea Planet t-shirt is no longer a band shirt but now a heavy-handed national observation. dumbest fucking timeline, man.
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
Y'all there is for real a shoot out happening right outside my house, like half a block a way.
Monday is the deadline for public comment! The Heritage Foundation has been mobilizing its members to leave comments in favor of the rule change, so every unique comment matters (don’t use a form letter or copy/paste—similar comments are batched and treated as one).
Bethany Brookshire@beebrookshire.bsky.social · 4w agoThere's an OMB rule change that would require political oversight of scientific grants, and could pull any that don't "reflect presidential priorities" Another country has tried this before! It was the USSR and it was called Lysenkoism. By @thsaey.bsky.social www.sciencenews.org/article/omb-...
I went to the trouble of getting surgically sterilized a decade ago to avoid having to take progestin for birth control, so now that I have to take it again for something unrelated I gotta say: lol fuck this, this shit fucking suuuuuucks
I think the funniest thing here is all the people responding "PFFT, it's only a little less than the station down the street from me, a person who can't read and refuses to understand the concept of 'national average' in this post's context"
@escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 4w agoDAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
I hope no one ever stops dunking on the ol' Klippster for his shit takes and non-apology because this really elevates his "smoothgroins" thing to a whole new nauseating level
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 4w agoAn ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner told The Washington Post that he repeatedly removed protection without her consent when they were having sex.
I don't think any of my friends supported what's his face after the whole Nazi tattoo thing came out, but if you doubled down you're a fucking dumb choad lol. Anyway my string of hearts is flowering the lil blooms are so cute!!
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
I have never seen a library shelving unit that had an alarm and a keypad but I am also not Canadian. Also don't let randos wander around unaccompanied! The archivist is wearing a three-piece suit, which is hilarious. IRL it is so hard to make them wear clothes at all.
