"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

they put ludwig in fuckin road to empress as an envoy & I'm finding out from the studio promo directly and not one of you???

picked up SWTOR again after [mumbles] to play with friends which has so-far most joyfully resulted in one of them going "wait, I'm the tank" and then positioning mobs close to ledges so I can force push them off. rapturous delight every time it works

"tits or ass?" bro, her inscrutable online beefs

recognising how funny this is given the hours I've put into palworld since it came out of early access but consider. palworld is for building a panopticon where you perform surgery on all your indentured creatures so they have insomnia for maximised production uptime

WELCOME TO CUNT JUNGLE@wuwa.bzky.team · last mo.

narratively I think the homestead update in where winds meet slots into a really nice place but friends. I am not composed of the temperament for this gameplay loop. they're going to have me posted up in world chat broadcasting CAN ANYONE COME STARDEW MY VALLEY 求救我妻子即将再嫁

people keep talking like i dont know what sex is. of course i know what it is. it was invented by my great ancestor, Dr. Sexbotnik

I never thought I'd have to say this but I need them to start casting chen kuan-hung in modern dramas again because I am at my limit of seeing him in beautiful robes and ornate guan

narratively I think the homestead update in where winds meet slots into a really nice place but friends. I am not composed of the temperament for this gameplay loop. they're going to have me posted up in world chat broadcasting CAN ANYONE COME STARDEW MY VALLEY 求救我妻子即将再嫁

Cardinal: You're suspended! You're a wild card and can't be trusted! This department has no place for you anymore <Gently sliding my crucifix and pointy hat across his desk>: I'll see you in hell boss

absolutely fucking outrageous question/answer combo from this game from the 2000s

oh, you're playing peak? well i'm playing valley, I'm playing trough, just playing some absolute dogshit. it's not peak at all. subterranean levels of shit. you couldn't even imagine.

the achievements for kaifeng's imperial palace have all been so good

MY TWINK MITHRIDATISM HAS A BODY COUNT 410,757,864,530 DEAD TROUT

from the june 2026 issue of the zine

the fact I can't upload images to bsky from my phone is really sparing you all from a lot of twink right now because what is his FAHKING PROBLEM

[making no effort to catch up on the discourse] girth of the author

I'm truly not built for writing excessively introspective gong'an fiction. I was put on this earth to write pornographic vignettes

HIS GREED SICKENS ME

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

going door to door knocking on group chats asking if my wife is in there

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

the other members of the gc already filing in before the ping to ask if I was the reason bluesky suddenly wanted to open on their phones

creating the first community to be banned on bluesky because I use it solely as a containment zone to post pictures of my twink while articulating designs on his hole that are utterly inconducive to respectful discourse

me @ everyone else in the supertopic right now

WELCOME TO CUNT JUNGLE@wuwa.bzky.team · 2mo ago

I don't feel like playing the last instalment of road to empress at the moment but don't worry. the girlies on weibo are making sure I see li zhi's big wet eyes

I don't feel like playing the last instalment of road to empress at the moment but don't worry. the girlies on weibo are making sure I see li zhi's big wet eyes

ENOUGH about "cassowaries are the most dangerous bird in the world" I want everyone's attention on my much funnier game theory:

does anyone go online for fun and to have a good time or not really

okay at this point it has gotten a Little Silly that we don't know big zhao is emperor taizu of song