Okay so if I were making this movie it would turn into a horror film halfway through and you would realize that they're allowed to have sex that night because it *is* The Purge universe and then at the end they say the protagonists will return for Avengers: Purge Day

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3mo ago

First look at ‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’, starring Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro. The film is a rom-com version of ‘The Purge’ where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year. In theaters on August 7.

my extremely boring James Bond opinion is that casting a handsome young dude who can credibly punch bad guys and smolder sexily at ladies is all we need to do here it's James Bond, there's a formula, people like the formula, people will watch the formula

The Independent@the-independent.com · 15h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

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BornUnderPunches - low art enthusiast@bornunderpunches.bsky.social · 2d ago

The paradox of how being openly bi actually drastically decreases the number of people willing to date you.

look I'm autistic, bisexual and poly - you will never be more annoying that I am. don't even try.

Did I just eat 3 bags of pom bear crisps back to back as part of my lunch yes I did you're not the boss of me

Saw the new Spiderman. Its good, more grown up, less fun and silly; still nerd good. They did some solid fan service throughout and within minutes of getting out The Algorithm™️ was serving me some of the best whump porn screencaps from the movie 😅👌💙

...has this family member ever actually had to go to the DMV cause even saying that is a pretty damning indictment 🤣

Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 2d ago

I remember a family member of mine saying “isn’t it like going to the DMV?”

So… they’re working

I don't wanna go to work today

Over the last couple of months I've noticed a particular theme emerging in where my female tastes tend to be wandering and maybe it's also a reflection of my old steadily aging but recently i am absolutely a sucker for cougar women.

The only way I can keep track of hip adduction vs abduction is that adduction has a d and goes towards the dick. Abduction has a b and goes towards the butt

I'm just finishing season 3 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl audio immersion tunnel and completely in love with Miriam Dom absolutely failing to hold it together talking about the Aztecs and their CDs whilst recording the Earth History special 🤣🤣

I'm not saying don't post more obvs, I'm saying one of you come ride it

All these butt pics are making me real horny for a Sunday evening

Quote and defend your butt card Yeah I think I got some good evidence for this one 😈

VIAGRA COMES IN THOSE BREATH FRESHENING MELT STRIPS NOW?!? 🤣

Simpsons: What A Time To Be Alive Meme

ALT: Simpsons: What A Time To Be Alive Meme

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Ain't that the truth.

Taron Egerton and Charlize Theron in what appears to be more or less a primal play hunter movie... Did someone put a microchip in my horny bisexual brain and pull out an extremely specificly targeted movie plot because damnnnnnnn 👀👀👀👀👀👀

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

"Study for the Federal Aviation Administration concluded by 2035, debris from SpaceX satellites alone could kill or injure someone every two years." Into orbit doesn't mean safely away #Pollution #PublicHealth www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/w...

A Ton of Space Junk Tumbles Unpredictably to Earth Every Week

Flaming chunks of metal crash into homes, farms and parking lots. Who’s to blame? And who pays for the damage?

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We since I'm doomed anyway.... SHAKE YOUR WHAMMY FANNY FUNKY SONG FUNKY SONG SHAKE YOUR WHAMMY FANNY FUUUUU-UUUUNKY SONGGGGGG 🎵

Salem Cat's Evil Laughter

ALT: Salem Cat's Evil Laughter

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pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky

I could barely afford vibranium as it was

Asperas Bompar@asperasbompar.bsky.social · 6d ago

Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now

LOUDER

ngoziu@ngoziu.com · 5d ago

Someone should adapt Check, Please!, a gay hockey romance (teen).

I love capturing those moments where London Underground trains line up perfectly with station posters. With a little patience and a bit of luck, you can end up with some wonderfully amusing and unexpected shots.

Criticism of trainspotting the musical pointing out the absurdity of shooting up heroin and then bursting into song. My dudes have you *heard* the forced morphine addiction songs in Kiss of the Spiderwoman this is not new 🤣

to lose one representative may be misfortune, to lose two seems like carelessness, to lose three what the fuck are you doing

Soulebreaker@soulebreaker.bsky.social · 7d ago

Been almost two months now newrepublic.com/post/212682/...

Oh fuck. I listen to this man's music at least once a week. My dad and I go to see him 2 or 3 times a year. Frustratingly unknown outside of Ireland despite his musical talents but that's a hell of a good guy to lose. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Glen Hansard: Oscar-winning songwriter killed in crash

Hansard, who was 56, won the best song Oscar for the 2007 low-budget musical film Once.

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