someone said the grim reaper is like a male instacart grocery shopper and gdi this is the best analogy ever.
RIP Peter Cullen. This scene went SO much harder than it had any right to, because of his performance.
the meteor should have been here by now
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d agoNot for nothing but I once went to the Louvre when it had a big Game of Thrones thing going on and no one wanted to see any of the normal stuff but to see the Game of Thrones exhibit you had to get tickets months in advance so you had disappointed people wandering around like ugh Van Gogh FINE
I love the descriptor "Billionaire Creep Tech" with a great and abiding love! Nicely put!
Greg Pak@gregpak.net · 3d agoHey, @mayor.nyc.gov, did you see the study of 26,000 kids that showed "A.i." use causing a DECREASE in exam scores of up to 24 POINTS? Don't leave our kids behind by pushing "A.i." on them! Please declare a 2 year moratorium on "A.i." in the public schools NOW! cc @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social
I meant to make some doctors appointments today, but instead I worked until 9 PM
if you say, "stupid computer," to the computer, be careful because it may one day rip your dick right off
she's on a generational heater right now folks, let your kids stay up late to watch this one
hailey@hailey.at · 3d agobsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this: future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Dolly Parton's soul was the only thing holding this world back from the KFC/Oreo collab. woe to us all
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
if i was Christopher Nolan I'd make a movie called BOFA in 70mm IMAX that's just 3 hours zoomed in on my balls swinging back and forth in front of a blank white wall
Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family
Whether trans people exist and if they deserve the rights and dignity afforded to everyone else is not an "opinion". There's no middle ground to meet on. This is not an "agree to disagree" thing. Fix your hearts or die.
yep, i will note that the fugitive slave act was used to try to kidnap free blacks and sell them into slavery
Ansley Erickson@ansleyerickson.bsky.social · 6d agoBreaking my heart this morning: “Fitting ankle monitors on noncitizens without a criminal history who remain in compliance with their immigration cases has little precedent.” True in the narrowest sense. False given how the history of slavery and peonage roars through each part of this story.
I think we made it to the virtual insanity part of the future.
These profoundly anti-democratic actions from the Brooklyn Democratic Party boss are aimed at stopping the election of Brooklyn's first queer party chair, @juliopenabk.com -- we call on all Brooklyn Dems to reject this attempt to nullify the will of Democratic voters!
New Kings Democrats@newkingsdems.bsky.social · last wk.Tonight the party chair announced her intention to pursue an anti-democratic power grab—changing the rules and packing the executive committee so she can overrule Brooklyn voters and hold on to her position. All Democrats should reject this as antithetical to the values of our party.
Jesus: I have returned to life after my brutal crucifixion Doubting Thomas: nu-uh, let me put my fingies in them holes Perverted Jacob: ooh, dibs on sloppy seconds
They should do a spider-man 2 ps5 dlc where Mamdani is mayor so there can be a subplot of Mamdani fixing problems before Spidey can get to them
PENIS JOB CRAB I hope it's how elon musk dies
Written by Uju ✍🏽@writtenbyuju.bsky.social · last wk.First 3 words you see.
Even if GenAI could somehow be made ethical and pollution-free, I would never willingly use a technology primarily enjoyed by the world's biggest pieces of shit
Props to the kid on the Bank of America marketing team who pitched this to the bosses with a straight face
