My latest paiting: "The Edge of Day." Acrylic on canvas. Because in this mess of a world there is still beauty and love.
I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
me: what kind of ice cream you got? store clerk: it's Ben & Jerrys me:[slides $20 across the counter] and whose is it now?
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
I hate when you go to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same grim reaper costume
The UN once tried to declare food a human right and two countries voted against it. The United States and Israel™.
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
“written by homer” yeah right. that dolt? the famous stupid guy? yeah right
Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad
Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad
PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President Barack Obama was reportedly pretending this week to be Canadian while trav...
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This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked
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The only “threesome” I’m interested in is The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
The African Pygmy Kingfisher (Ispidina picta) is a tiny, vividly colored bird measuring just 12 cm in length. Unlike most kingfishers, it hunts on land, primarily eating insects. Original post
Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
In Greek mythology Narcissus is brought down by Green reflecting pool 🤔
dnc consultant: have you tried running pagliacci the clown chuck schumer: *shuffles away laughing nervously*
Lindsey Graham’s Will Orders Estate To Start War With Azerbaijan https://theonion.com/lindsey-grahams-will-orders-estate-to-start-war-with-azerbaijan/
