Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.

We, dark and disturbed mothers, would like to congratulate Dr. Abdul El-Sayed on his recent primary win. However, during the campaign he barely addressed the lack of quality hair dye and gothic boutiques in Michigan. We beseech him to meet with us and vow his allegiance to our dark goals.

Morticia Kisses

Alt: Morticia, head of the Michigan Morbid Mothers of Madness (lifelong Democratic Donor)

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More than 2,000 NYC families just received free childcare for their 2-year-olds, delivering Zohran Mamdani’s signature campaign promise in under a year. Each seat saves about $26,000 annually. By fall 2027, the program expands to 12,000 seats across all five boroughs. @noticenews.com

If the fatphobia you followed led you to envy of a beautiful fat woman, of what use was the fatphobia?

media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment

Why are the comments on affordability posts always insufferable? UH, I CAN MAKE A BURRITO FOR LESS THAN THAT!! Good for you bro, that completely misses the fucking point. GROCERY PRICES ARE THROUGH THE ROOF, each month, my grocery bill goes up by 25%. I make 90% of my meals adult home. FFS 🤦🏽‍♀️

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 2d ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

Banger

Here’s my choice for the next Bond. 🥵

The Independent@the-independent.com · 3d ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

it's not why *everything* sucks, but having all three branches of the federal government captured by thieves, abusers, bigots, and cowards is definitely why a lot of things suck

I have so much good condition, child-based *stuff* my kids have outgrown (clothes, toys, entire bedrom set) and this fucking society makes it SO FUCKING HARD for me to give these items away and basically encourages me to place it in a landfill and I fucking hate everything.

Yeah, you actually have more effect in your local scene than the national theater. Have ppl seen the ridiculous amounts of money they donate to that? Also, there's this. act.represent.us/sign/problem...

Study: Congress literally doesn’t care what you think

I had no idea how bad things actually were until I saw one simple graph.

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They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 4d ago

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

New in PN: Moderate Democrats have a choice to make "They can spend the next three months reinforcing Republican messaging about their party & making it less likely Dems take power. Or they can put the 'battle for the soul of the party' off for a while and do what they can to help their party win."

Moderate Democrats have a choice to make

Do they want to help their party win, or do they want to whine about the left?

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Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up

The Verge@theverge.com · 4d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

"Pre-existing conditions" is covid code for "deserved to die"

OBAMA’S DEAL WITH IRAN WAS AN ACTUAL DEAL AND DIDN’T COST ANYTHING

and then these same people attack progressives as "not realistic." ok, what does the party establishment think is realistic? getting republicans to "finally see the light" and "repudiate trump" and support democrats that shit is more delusional than the most whackadoo bernie bro

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

So I woke up this morning to find out that Ozzy Osbourne’s son made a video falsely accusing me of using AI to write a Rolling Stone article about the Tate brothers.

Soon he’ll be filming these from his actual grave. ‘If Blibbity Flibitty is politically falicaly I’ll slickily schmicaly! Blah Blah! Now rub more spider blood on my bald head!’

Nosferatu Vampire: Chilling Classic Scene

Alt: Carville emerges from his coffin to deride any Democrat that people are excited about and spit out his same stupid centrist garbage.

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Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 5d ago

"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

I once had a longtime criminal defense attorney tell me he felt guilty people often said “there’s no way this could have happened because of X, Y and Z,” instead of ”this did not happen because I did not do it.”

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 5d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

Corporations destroyed popular music by buying then dismantling record labels, MTV, FM Radio, and the concert industry to hurt Black people economically and decimate their cultural influence. Also, the lack of popular good metal has left this country’s male youth disconnected and misdirected. 🎸

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · last wk.

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

This is why prosecutors have a special standard of professional responsibility! I’m going absolutely crazy here. Prosecutors CANNOT issue charges they know to be false. They CANNOT lie to grand juries, present false evidence. These can and should lead to disbarment. This is highly egregious!

Town Eccentric@towneccentric.bsky.social · 6d ago

I keep telling people this. The point of these ridiculous attempts at prosecution is not entirely to convict people, it is exactly to cripple them with legal fees at the very least. Smear them enough to make the rest of their lives difficult and to discourage more dissent and enforce their power.

They will, so we'll have to bring this energy to them next.

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

Now, any couple who gets married in City Hall can request a pet certificate upon uniting their household! 🐾 This certificate is dedicated to the shared commitment, love, nurture and proper cuddles our pets bring to our lives. Be sure to bring your pets to make the ceremony paw-fect.

My great grandfather was a lawyer like me! Defended many people in Colorado against the klan. But I imagine there would be too many lawyers on the commune, so corn 🌽? My white side were corn farmers and my grandma was one of 11, so procreation mainly 🫩 I guess I’d better start making more babies…

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?