I put this in the Traitors WhatsApp group I’m in and NO RESPONSES. Pearls before swine

Eagerly awaiting the episode of Air Crash Investigation where they reveal that the plane was “just being a silly sausage”

I’m on that migraine prodrome brain, just looked for the word “diplomatic” but ended up telling my colleagues that the email I wrote was “very ambassadorial”

Me, addressing the class on the first day of human piloting school: OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES

A story in three parts

I’m bad at remembering to post now, but let me tell you that Alice came into heat and a bad time was had by all

Why do they call it a mommy makeover and not

Squiggle is the toughest, cutest, wiggliest mofo around - if you have any money to spare, please toss some her way?

Holly Brockwell@hollyqueenofspayeds.com · last yr.

We've had an incredibly anxious night with wobbly baby Squiggle, but she's still with us & tentatively a bit better -- vet described her as "one hell of a fighter." Please help us keep her fighting ❤️ gofund.me/662b94d7e

Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?

What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & that’s why there are unsolved missing persons cases

The duality of cat motherhood

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 2y ago

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

In today’s heartening news my right-wing boomer dad and I had a conversation about current events where we were in full & vociferous agreement, so there is hope for the offline population

Good that the Guardian is calling Kirk “far right” and showings its readers his views - not “common sense”, not “conservative”, but far right conspiracy. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Charlie Kirk in his own words: ‘prowling Blacks’ and ‘the great replacement strategy’

The far-right commentator didn’t pull his punches when discussing his bigoted views on current events

theguardian.com

idk man if I had just lost my kid to a school shooting and the news cycle was dominated by people loudly mourning the loss of a guy whose life’s work was radicalizing people, largely children, into thinking that’s a cool and normal thing to do while contributing nothing else, I’d probably go insane

He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.

Max Berger@maxberger.bsky.social · last yr.

This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. He’s opposed to violence against his political allies. He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.

This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. He’s opposed to violence against his political allies. He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.

this is going to be useful as a reference point for when you're dealing with people who just don't understand, won't believe, or also lionize the sort of person being posthumously lauded right now

Today’s weaning attempt: smeared a little bit of wet food on her paw so she’d have to lick it off. She’s now walking around squeaking furiously about her suddenly delicious foot

Katie@zizifothsi.bsky.social · last yr.

She is absolutely refusing to wean, and when I dare to dab a bit of formula on her chin to lick off she gives me this look:

She is absolutely refusing to wean, and when I dare to dab a bit of formula on her chin to lick off she gives me this look:

I work near a garden centre, and when I see people leave carrying their new purchases I like to think they’re taking their plants out for a walk

Pressure ulcers are just your bones trying to escape your body

Today’s topic: Lakes: can we trust them

Absolute benny hill hours in here

The girlies are on one this morning and have fully trashed my room

I loved Long Story Short but also their writing team have quite clearly been stealing from me & my special brain

The boss and the nepo hire

I have an allotment. I love my allotment. If I had to live off it I’d be dead by now

BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · last yr.

One of my beliefs is that every school should have a working farm attached so kids can learn that farming sucks and is really hard

One of my beliefs is that every school should have a working farm attached so kids can learn that farming sucks and is really hard

geoffrey 💀 (scary now)@parsnip.bsky.social · 2y ago

it’s great and cool and fun to grow food but “grow your own food” as a response to a crisis when literally the entirety of civilization has revolved around the provision of food will never not make me think less of you