“White Centrist here to explain the views of Black Democrats“ is one of the most obnoxious election trends on here and that’s a competitive category
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"the protections of the first amendment" is a phrase used to refer to the special No Yelling at Me force field that mother says i DESERVE :(
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo
umm, if 'hate that I made you love me' _is_ about Sponge Bob, Ariana Grande is a cold blooded assassin
When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
Also, the corn? Lose & loose. I wouldn't be acting like Iowa is the issue here, dipshit.
Last seen smoking a cigarette, telling a reporter to leave him alone and "go back to kissing jimothy's ass." they grow up so fast.
Ape Shit the zine@monkeywire.bsky.social · 2w agoPunch turns 1, has friends, no longer carries around the plushie. And journalists now refer to him as a "he" instead of how they reference other individual monkeys, as "it." Celebrity certainly has its benefits.
Recorded music is cheaper and stronger than it's ever been, and it's far more likely to kill you. The government’s advice hasn’t changed much since Nancy Reagan, but music has. Now, scientists are writing their own rules and we have a guide here.
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
What are you going ON about man. That doesn't even make any sense
You cannot make me acknowledge that, don’t even think about it
Joe Reid@joereid.bsky.social · 2w agoThe young conservatives are idolizing Nixon; Kamala Harris simply must be acknowledged as the Democratic frontrunner for 2028 — truly an incredible time to be a loser in America.
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
One of my favorite essays I’ve ever written: On Baggio, his penalty miss, and failure being the thing that connects us all in sport and life.
Golden Goal@goldengoalmag.bsky.social · 3w agoToday is failure day on Golden Goal! First up, we have @zeets.bsky.social on Roberto Baggio, the Patron Saint of Football Failure goldengoal.world/2026/07/18/t...
