labor is a latin word meaning 'do not wear white'
Inspector Ratchet
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Every year I am forced to confront the mystery of "labor day." no one will tell me what it means. all i know is the banks are closed and i am not allowed to mail my famous envelopes
Oh is that a STUDENT DRIVER sticker? How about I rear end you and teach you about real life. Welcome to Interstate 95, kid. your next lesson is insurance fraud
Eating some horsemeat pigeon tacos (I live in the United States)
My brain shuts down after 2 pm on Fridays. After that, you're talking to a screensaver
Time keeps on tickin, ticken, ticken into the g6
They don't like your Triffids? Heathens the lot of them. Move a couple by the porch and let the HOA come and complain.
The flowers are blooming and so am I. I am becoming something unspeakable. The HOA has already called twice
Right? Doesn’t matter if it’s Pokopia telling me to see the sun or my boss telling me to see HR. Have a little bit of the B – lock, chuckle buns.
Pokopia devs emailed me “please see the sun.” blocked
Love reading Frankenstein in public so I can occasionally say, “I guess we see who the real monster is.”
I'm going full Christian rat mode. I'll meet you in the catacombs.
If ww3 goes nuclear, I'm going full Joker mode and starting a cult in the sewers
For those of you without a car, and acceptable alternative is an energy drink on the bus, and a cry in the office supply closet or freezer.
We are very fast at burgers, don’t even try us, Prussia.
I would like to substitute a whole rotisserie chicken for that burger please
In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car
I put "emotional support vape" as a business expense and turbo tax crashed my wifi