one way to cry on cue is to stop constantly actively not crying & then start again when you're done
(rioting in the streets, sirens blaring, everything is on fire, mushroom clouds blooming on the horizon) man, the vibes are off today
I’m not religious but I do believe in signs from the universe
If you oppose socialists more than fascists, I've got some news for you regarding which camp you likely fall into.
This has been studied quite a bit, the solar panels create a sort of greenhouse effect for the plants underneath them while also generating energy which feels like it should be cheating but is real and literally only has upsides.
Dr Earhart Sampson PhD 🌎 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇺🇦@earhart.bsky.social · 3d agoMassachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming - The Economic Times share.google/GDGqQBgisqhG...
Jaws’s grandson falls in love with Brody’s grandson and they have to hide their relationship from their families, which is easier for Brody because most of his family members have been eaten by sharks.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
anya taylor-joy says women don't method act because we have things to take care of and can't lose our minds or be assholes
Every single thing happening in the corporate world right now is essentially "How do we get to Skynet as quickly as possible?"
Folks be doing everything behind the wheel except driving and paying attention.
gracefully apologizing is free & has many social benefits!!
Forget turning water into wine, I’d like to see Jesus turn a packet of Del Taco mild sauce into a green 1992 Volvo 240 wagon
You think you're an improver just because you're a better artist than you were yesterday? You have to be not just better than you were yesterday, you have to be better than you will be tomorrow. Your only competition is yourself? Alright, win then.
save this post for the next time you encounter an evil troll with a sinister curse, perhaps it’ll come in handy
I'm the only person who remembers the day that every bird in the world said the words "system rebooting" in perfect unison
Nothing happens for a reason. Anyone who claims otherwise is in the pocket of Big Causality
I CANNOT overstate the power of normalization that this has. Just openly talk about how gross it is. "I don't know, it's just like... ew. I'm good. I'd just rather like, go someplace that's normal. It's just like, if you're gonna use AI what ELSE are you gonna do to save money? it's scary. ew"
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
stop being a little fuckin bitch baby about everything or die , your choice in 3, 2, 1
okay but, this is the way we fight AI in everyday life we need to foster an atmosphere of disgust and repulsion of AI, like AI is like seeing a roach in a google review. Get up and leave the restaurant. "um, I just saw some AI stuff, I just... I dunno, it's gross haha. I'm good. thanks. Thank you"
jess m. 🌤️@jametc.bsky.social · 21h agowe need to be normies about this and be like "EEEWW... IS THAT AI? THAT'S SO GROSS.... EW IT LOOKS SO GROSS (gag noise) UM, LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. EW LOL" normalize being outwardly repulsed by it physically
In my pocket, I keep a bunch of different wildcard playing cards I have purloined from various games, so if I am ever in a situation I find uncomfortable for any reason, I pull one out & slap it down on the table & yell wildcard!!! And then I run away.
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richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft