i just got kicked out of the green party for, you guessed it: being trans

I'm running on a platform of: 1) Remove the Bognor Regis photos from Clacton Martello Lounge 2) Replace the loo roll dispensers at Clacton train station with something that actually functions 3) Wetherspoons takes over the Lock & Barrel, Frinton 4) Properly tax the super rich ffs

Will Jennings📉🗳️@drjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

Does this mean we will get a third Clacton by-election?

@trinketbirdy.bsky.social retail, residential, hospitality. this one's got a bit of everything www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...

Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

6 bedroom detached house for sale in High Street, Colchester, Essex, CO1 for £990,000. Marketed by Harris + Wood, Colchester

rightmove.co.uk

fascinating how local police force has no "Controversies" section on Wikipedia. plenty of cops on @wikipedia.org it seems

the sadness of a station road where the trains no longer go

I accidentally bought some truly disgusting weed, but I can’t bring myself to just throw it away because it was pretty expensive. This is the Skunk Cost Fallacy.

Ironically that alert just made me drop my portable bbq onto my firework collection

Born to eat cookie. Forced to clear them.

Second blood donation cancelled in recent months. App says my blood type is in demand, but you wouldn't know it based on how things are run locally.

A source close to the matter said "this is not Gouda".

Albert Pinto@70sbachchan.bsky.social · 4w ago

You can't predict the turns this sentence takes. Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. fortune.com/2026/08/10/i...

It's April, next stop: Panini Island.

Dry Cleaning - Let Me Grow and You'll See The Fruit

YouTube video by Dry Cleaning

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I can’t tell if I would be more embarrassed being socially engineered by AI or someone from my IT department trying to trick me.

Big Walk is The Witness for people who smoke, people who drink

Come on boffins, let’s put our heads together and figure this one out! This is Big Walk! @househouse.com

mandatory voting will require investment to pay for more polling station capacity. if queues are long people will walk away. in practice £10 fines won't be enforced by the courts. Australia convicted just 226 people one election out of a million. i'm more interested in voter ID rules repealed

I hope if England win and they put Starmer on the screen during the final the crowd boos him. Would be the perfect end to his time in downing street.

hot dads in your area are visibly annoyed that you messed with the thermostat settings

Heaven, four bids. Reserve not met.

People clapping like seals because Virgin Media got fined for screwing customers while Ofcom hand-wave Royal Mail's erosion of basic service provision. Extremely weak.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social gonna comment on this police scandal? It's not a good look for the party on any front.

Starting to seem like a strategic own goal to close Post Office branches and put them inside WHSmith.

Up to 150 ex-WHSmith high street stores to close as rescue deal approved

The sweeping restructuring, approved by a court, will see steep rent cuts on most remaining stores.

bbc.co.uk

why does a tiny 2 bed house need 3 toilets? put me in charge of Taylor Wimpey coach

I expect the social media ban to become a game of whack-a-mole. Teens move from regulated platform to unregulated platform. Government moves to bans those. Rinse, repeat until smaller platforms refuse to comply. Risk for the government is whether 18 year olds return to big tech regulated platforms.

shout out to Apple Music for making it one extra click to favourite albums. Steeb Jubs would have loved that.

To the beat of Tank! Tank! Tank! Nya nya nya nyanya nyanananaa

kc green@kcg.bsky.social · 3mo ago

See you space guy....