You've Got Some Nerve (Lemma) Coming Back Here After What You Pulled: Betrayal and Payback in Simplicial Games
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 20h agoWhat’s your fake starwars academic paper
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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 20h ago
No, that's a puzzle game where the columns and rows all have to have exactly one of the digits. What we need Ed Sheeran to do is Sengoku.
aran 🏳️⚧️@aranaya.bsky.social · 3d agoI thought that's sudoku
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
When the Bird’s at the door And you’re missing Lenore Nevermoré
These dudes are so fuckin high on their own supply. Asimov wrote a version of this (The Evitable Conflict) and it was way more realistic than these bozos can come up with.
brasidas@brasidas.bsky.social · 5d agoThat's, that's not how crossing an air gap works. Please stop trying to scare people with a scenario involving transmitting a trillion parameter model across an air-gap with a channel that is less than 1 baud. Orders of magnitude less.
Who wants to join a writing group with me so I can get my math papers finished? My available times are Sunday 5:30-6:30 a.m., Monday-Thursday on lunch break unless I have grading or a faculty meeting, and Friday from 1:30 to oh shoot I have to pick up my kid o’clock.
WEB DUBOIS Immediate offer at twice the top of the salary range.
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 7d agoSOCRATES “While the argumentative dialogue method might work in seminars, the ideal candidate should be able to teach multiple large lecture courses. Also, he seems to be way too interested in teaching/mentoring and not enough in research." buff.ly/FvJc3bA
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
Just a reminder, folks. You don't actually have to retraumatize yourself today. You can just. . . not do that.
Calling it the "criminal justice system", on the other hand, is entirely devoid of ideological ramifications. 🙄
Orin Kerr@orinkerr.bsky.social · 2w agoI am not a fan of the term "criminal legal system," as it's too obviously used with an ideological point in mind. But those trying to make it at a standard phrase in the law reviews have succeeded. Here, # articles in Westlaw's JLR database using it per year, versus "criminal justice system."
Only in Michigan can you translate "ab urbe octavo miliario sunt" as "they live on 8 Mile Rd."
Why does the lily look like Trump's hair
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w agoIn @nytopinion.nytimes.com “When you lose someone you love, it’s easy to struggle to understand God’s plan,” Erika Kirk writes in a guest essay. “True faith means accepting that we won’t get every answer and finding peace in that.”
Like. Why not just set it in 2004? (Or 2008? Or 2010?) That might make for actually interesting art.
Miracle@miraclebutt.bsky.social · 9mo agoMy favourite take on this, just in sheer absurdity, is the 2018 Robin Hood where the entire first act is shot like an Iraq War movie, complete with Saracens ambushing English longbowmen with automatic crossbow emplacements and shoulder fired scatterbows. It's such a pristine parody of the genre.
Theres a dangerous amount of “go birds“ inside me just counting down the days
I sure hope they're paying Prof Staff a lot more than Prof Team.
Bluesky's safety algorithm's kinks are not my kinks, and that's OK.
Cooper@aacooper.bsky.social · 3w agoLol
Yeah. That's the entire point. The six want an elected King (as long as he's a Republican).
David Kurtz@davidkurtz.bsky.social · 3w agoThe gig is up in the very first sentence of the Supreme Court's per curiam opinion on the Trump ballroom (emphasis added): "In October 2025, the *federal government* started a project to replace the East Wing of the White House." They've collapsed the legislative branch into the unitary executive.
Some people say "rigor" and they mean "to a high standard" or "based on firm principles". But most people who talk about rigor in education just mean "abusing the students".
In middle school, the white kids heard me say y'all and thought I was trying to talk black so they wouldn't hang out with me. And the black kids heard me say y'all and thought I was trying to talk black so they wouldn't hang out with me. Thought we were past this.
Isaiah D. Colbert@shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 4w agoThis app is too White for me.
Downgrade a movie: The On Pace and the Peeved.
Chris Hewson@chrishewson.bsky.social · 4w agoDowngrade a movie: The reasonably paced, and the moderately aggrieved.
If you're using bombastic rhetoric and promoting the worst/most extreme examples as commonplace as opposed to realizing they're unfortunate byproducts of structural and material concerns, you're probably just more interested in fighting on the internet than expressing a real concern imo
One of my multivariable calc students asked what my favorite sports team is. I said San Antonio Spurs. Really caused a commotion. Then someone asked if I supported them before Wemby. My answer of "from the cradle" was even more controversial, apparently. 🤷
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
Word to the wise: if you can't recall the code for the symbol ♣️, DO NOT google "latex suit clubs".