When something is good it’s never gone. London Adjacent. I like sports & cooking. ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻‍🍳

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dissin' your fly girl yoinkin' your memes (not the guy from twitter)

"Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. Live podcast tickets available now!

🖤🤍🖤🤍 NUFC “ it’s just a ride… And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love...” Hicks

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New platform, same miserable sod.

past dreamland, second left

I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.

Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. https://ko-fi.com/pandamoanimum

Well-meaning liability. British (derogatory) Sexual swear words are those of my employers. https://ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky

Berserker! Out now from all good bookshops, and bad ones, and ones in between.

Writer. Flunked punk. Serial catastrophiser. 📚 WHEN SALLY KILLED HARRY (03/25 HarperCollins) PARKLIFE, THE 27 CLUB, NO WORRIES IF NOT! (HarperCollins) SNOWFLAKE (Hachette). Rep: Jo Bell, Bell Lomax Moreton Newcastle via Hull https://linktr.ee/LucyNichol

Doing a bit of radio @wearetrackradio

#NUFC | I don't look like Pirlo

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Journalist, broadcaster, Mum of 2 boys, owner of 2 cocker spaniels Unbelievable Britain - YouTube 🎧 BBC Newsnight 🎥 📱 And Then Came Breast Cancer 🎧 BAFTA RTS Sony Pink News AIB British Podcast Award winner

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Commissioning editor at The Athletic, 'awful opinions' on The View From The Lane, medium-term suffering Kingstonian fan

Football Away Days account from X.

The Original Football Podcast. Strong takes, funny jokes and a passion for Phil Neville. LISTEN HERE 👉 lnk.to/ramble

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I am but a poor #nufc fan and not the app of the same name!

Ah! I love these lazy Saturdays.