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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role

November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23

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New York Magazine@nymag.com · last wk.

Tilda Swinton is writing a memoir. But get this: it’s a little different from the normal celeb tell-all. ‘Material Evidence’ will eschew linear narrative, instead examining Swinton’s life through a series of objects.

Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."

I hope these final years, if what he says is happening happens, gives Bruce Campbell joy, peace, and happiness, and I hope he knows just how much his fans love him, as he looks cancer in the eye and says, “Come get some.” Hail to the King, baby.

Take in the glory of the pre-mobile web design of Recalls.gov. Soon, it will be updated to match current web design standards and practices.

No better day to share my absolute favorite piece of writing about Tim Curry EVER. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism

How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.

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"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them."

Timeless humour! A 2,000 year-old Roman souvenir pen with a joke inscription roughly equivalent to: “I went to Rome and all I got you was this cheap pen!" 😂 Dated circa 70 AD, this iron stylus pen was recovered in London during excavations by MOLA. 📷 Juan Jose Fuldain/MOLA #Archaeology

you know what reporters should do? have an event honoring the first amendment and invite him as the guest of honor. call it the white house correspondents dinner. he’d like that.

would love to see a hostile audit of Freedom 250. hell, would love to see hostile audits of everything even tangentially related to trump. this will produce endless material. you could conceivably bring the administration to an effective halt!

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Democrats are preparing a hostile audit of Trump and his inner circle, intent on exposing — and ultimately ending — the most lucrative presidency in American history. Dems see the presidential gold rush as corruption personified — and plan to bury Trump's orbit in subpoenas if they win the House.

I'll tell you the other thing about physical discs, you can wrap the fuckers up for birthdays and christmas. "IOU one copy of Lego Batman" doesn't have quite the same childhood-making memories and I suspect sales will suffer as a result.

Happy 250th birthday, America 🇺🇸 ! We continue the struggle for a ‘more perfect union.’ And I continue to agree with James Baldwin: “I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.”

Also buy my game to help me make more games, please.

Jim Rossignol@rossignol.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The Signal From Tölva, an eerie tale of robots looking for the secret of a glitch-haunted world, is -50% off. Explore with your vision modes, navigate impossible mazes, battle with religious robotic sects, and discover if the planet can be turned off and back on again.

Is it carbon monoxide

Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The villain of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is described as “a powerful villain no one can even see.” (via spidermanbrandnewday.movie/synopsis/)

Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last yr.

Rep. Tim Burchett told Fox News that he doesn't "drink out of a straw" because "that's what the women in my house do"

At the rate Trump keeps bragging about his doctors repeatedly making him take the dementia screener, it's only a matter of time before he starts bragging about other oddities. "The thickest blood they'd ever seen. Direct quote. The thickest!"

Roll out, Troops! The Genetic Infantryman has landed! deadline.com/2026/04/rogu...

‘Rogue Trooper’ First Look: Duncan Jones Unveils His Hand-Crafted Take On ‘2000 AD’ Comic Book’s Dystopian War Machine

‘Rogue Trooper’ first look: Duncan Jones unveils his hand-crafted take on 2000 AD’s dystopian war machine

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of all the things that never happened this never happened the most

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7mo ago

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.

Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ.

@aproblemsquared.bsky.social Teeth jewelry?

“The excellence of love is greater than the bogusness of death.” - Oscar Wyld Stallyns

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

ICYMI, Earth Must Die has a release date. Please wishlist and share ❤️

Dan Marshall@danthat.bsky.social · 9mo ago

HEY HEY it's NEWS 'O CLOCK. 'EARTH MUST DIE' is coming out on the 27th of Jan, which is alarmingly soon! Please pop over here and wishlist it, and do share if you're able. Thank you. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

EARTH MUST DIE Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE Please RETWEET and WISHLIST

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democratic politicians are unable to stop themselves from using curse words, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.

“And, of course, there is no bigger victim here than the man I represented as a defense attorney and still mistakenly represent as Deputy Attorney General — Donald J. Trump.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 10mo ago

WELKER: Why didn't the DOJ meet the Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files? BLANCHE: It's very simple and very clear. The statute also requires us to protect victims.

"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores."

“Choosing your friends is an echo chamber,” the troll screamed miserably from outside the restaurant window at your birthday party-

Paul Cornish@paulgcornish.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

i stand by this statement every year

Not being even vaguely sarcastic: At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12mo ago

Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.