The White Sox blow a 2-0 series lead in the ALCS and the Chicago pope immediately gets cancer

George Pearkes@peark.es · 10h ago

*VATICAN SAYS POPE LEO XIV HAS LUNG CANCER: AP

It is, today, 115 years since navy surgeon and Antarctic explorer George Murray Levick saw his first Adélie penguin, after which he wrote several pages of notes about their sexual habits, concluded “there seems to be no crime too low for these penguins”, and saw his findings suppressed for 97 years

"I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO!" buff.ly/w93mWIl

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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"Carlos" is in Oxnard CA opening rows to start planting strawberries. He's dreading the predicted El Niño storms as it will mean harvesting in the slippery mud under a cold rain. "People never think about how the stores remain stocked even during crazy weather storms." #WeFeedYou

Ai came up with a hell of a dare

Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️@bagpuss.org · 23h ago

"AI will change the world."

Extremely interesting piece from @cip.uw.edu at the University of Washington. Long story short, they identify the Alt National Park Service as a key amplifier of conspiratorial misinformation about a "mail dumping" news story last month.

Recent Utah, Texas incidents fuel rumors and political narratives undermining trust in election integrity

Real voting issues become misleading narratives through false allegations of “voter fraud” intentions and other well-worn tactics.

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The crowd at JD Vance's rally in Tyler, Texas minutes out from the start of the program

Indigenous Icon Yang

Real America's Voice interviewed a guy at the Trump rally in Ohio who blasted Trump for peddling "lies and garbage." He went so hard on Trump and JD Vance that they cut the interview short.

Kudos to the upper right guy with the upside-down flag. One of the nazis tries to cover it up and then the camera zooms in on orange guy after he moves it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Trump on Springfield: "All of the sudden they dropped 35,000 people in from Haiti. It didn't work out too well. Remember during the debate, I said something of the things they were doing. I was right. It turned out I was right. I won't get into the exact -- I was right."

Garffeld Pt 17

Eighteen months ago, the Alt National Park Service was all-in on pretending to be a spy, complete with fake "code numbers" and an insistence that they were putting their own safety at risk by posting at all. Today, they're spamming the timeline with "😂" emojis.

This lady speaks for all of us. 💙🇺🇸

Huh. Apparently Katie Miller deleted this tweet that I had the foresight to screencap. Turns out I can TOO make things go viral on Xitter, even.

Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: “It’s pretty clear where the bots were coming from.”

Exactly as predicted: Elder abuse. This is from Danny Trejo’s son, Gilbert Trejo. Not only did Ben Shapiro’s camp trick the elder Trejo about what the movie really was, he apparently signed a contract barring him from even putting out a statement about it.

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · last wk.

I had Harvey Keitel and his caregivers on my airplane like 17 years ago and even back then I was like, “This man has dementia and is being propped up by gold diggers.” If you’ve read Trejo’s memoir you know the real him would never do this. Seriously think this is double elder abuse, or fake.

Subtropical serenity ✌️🌈🦜🐟🪸🌇 #rainbowparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #serene #coralcitycamera

“Political intimidation” We are very far off the cliff 🇺🇸

Today is Indigenous Peoples Day. Please remove Columbus Day from your vocabulary.

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

Nautiloid spearfisher

7 years ago SNL fired Shane Gillis before he actually started based on his offensive posts on social media so I guess my question is why would you bring that person back to host your show? He’s just gonna continue to be rude hurtful and also… not funny?