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@aguyuno.bsky.social
Gray ace, cis, bi. they/he. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 |
Good god I don’t get how it is 2026 and people still don’t understand what an outgoing email is Do not respond to it. This is not rocket science.
Sometimes I push down on her forehead/brow to make her look like exactly that
Natasha Joseph@tashjoeza.bsky.social · 3h agoShe looks like a vampire in the Buffyverse here! Very fierce and scary.
Listen as incredibly bad as Hong Kong phooey was and is, it does need to be said: being voiced by scatman crothers almost makes up for it. He was, indeed, a number one super guy
Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 15h agoi think about this all the time
"what if a blacksploitation coded dog also did orientalist mishmash martial arts entirely as a gag"
this is a great mindset but also a hilarious drag on hong kong phooey, a multiaxial gimbal of racism
Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 15h agoi think about this all the time
Wake up babe, new Elon pump-and-dump just dropped
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
hey so like i need to do a bunch of driving and shit today and like doctor appointment um and my bank acc is light can anyone help a girl out even just with gas money ily thank u
molly.@anontanuki.meangirls.online · 3mo agoim doing really poorly rn both mentally and financially im trying to make 40 dollars a day but sometimes works not forthcoming with that. if u can help at all (even just sharing) thatd be immense just don't break the bank over me cashapp: cash.app/$anontanuki paypal: www.paypal.me/rednut
why is it massage parlors are infamous for happy endings? maybe more people would go to the dentist if those were offered
condemned to the Crypterion Closet, where all the classic movies have had segments edited in of a puppeted corpse cracking insults and puns
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” —Tony Soprano, THE GODFATHER
Algorithm update. Did I ever share this one? Sometimes I just see stuff that's so purely fever dream that I know I got the good algorithm.
I'm not listening to a guy that looks like a music teacher who just got fired for touching his students during Spring School Show rehearsals
Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · 22h agoNewsmax's Michael Savage: Zohran Mamdani is “absolutely the head of the Muslim Brotherhood here in America, maybe in the whole Western world”
this is a good friend of mine who is heavily struggling right now because SSA is screwing her over. if you could spare her a few bucks so she can get back on her feet while she appeals, i would really appreciate it!!!!! thank you kindly
sabrina's dilemma@unwisewoman.bsky.social · 2w agodisabled trans woman who was denied her disability claim, need help w bills food sundries. filed appeals but i need help while i dispute this. ive been through so much these past few yrs, pls don't let me hit rock bottom. anything helps 🖤💜 ca: $dyadicsapphic pp/vn: @dyadicsapphic
For a second I thought this was a Tim Robinson screenshot on account of the fact that he looks like a beleaguered Robinson character on the brink of screaming some nonsense.
That is -incredible- levels of “believes self to be the protagonist” energy holy shit
Saeed Jones@theferocity.bsky.social · 23h agolol, even a phone call from Trump couldn’t get Max Miller to drop out.
Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
Probably should’ve said “your partner” or something but whatever live dangerously
Guys, he's not talking about appealing to right-wingers, he's talking about appealing to apolitical normies, and the full interview makes that really obvious
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
@docvivileandra.bsky.social lmao just stumbled on your TikTok by accident; immediately recognized your avatar.
Maybe Little just hated Hoffman because I have really no other explanation for that outing. Holy shit.