Steph Ahn

@ahnwriting.bsky.social

Author and illustrator of the Harrietta Lee series, 🇰🇷, 🏳️‍🌈, 🔞, she/her (@ahn_writing on Twitter) https://stephanie-ahn-books.com/

Does anyone else have this issue where your "natural waist" is way higher than average, so even "high-rise" pants are just mid-rise to you and you really need those actual high rise pants to look like you have a waist and aren't just Tube

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

i’ve been in restaurant and farm management and knew enough to know that “taco bell lettuce” meant some big producer’s lettuce. so when ppl were also saying the grocery store deli and mcdonald’s & other big chains i knew it had to be taylor farms. but most ppl wouldn’t, they have no reason to know

Kari Dru@karidru.bsky.social · last mo.

Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it

Eric Ansley Díaz@geekboyeric.bsky.social · last mo.

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

NYX Lip IV is my favorite lip product for sure. I totally forget to put on lip balm all the time but i dont forget to put on the Lip IV cus i like the lil confidence boost it gives me even on no-makeup days.

My entire argument for graphic t shirts is: you are 3000% more attractive when wearing a shirt that makes u smile. Pictured: my Winnie the Moo merch shirt from Alveus Sanctuary's online store. Love that cow 💖💖💖

A picture of my T-shirt, which has a black background and a pink graphic that says "WINNIE THE MOO" in sparkly font and 6 pictures of the famous red angus beef cow who lives at Alveus Sanctuary and loves her inflatable beach ball

Sometimes i get the urge to pray for bad things to happen to bad ppl, and then im like wait why wouldnt i just pray for good things to happen to good people, and i know the answer is that i know bad things are much easier to mobilize and also most gods are vicious

I worried that if i started makeup, I'd get unrealistic expectations for my bare face and hate myself more when i took it off. Instead, i'm loving my unique features that make certain tricks work/not work for me, and i get excited to look at my bare face and plan ways to decorate it?? Witchcraft?!?