when searching for a GIF leads Google to think you've fallen into AI psychosis and are hallucinating being viciously defamed by Glinda the Good Witch of the North

Morning Stroll Round Robin Hood’s Bay, painting by Yorkshire artist Hilary Burnett Cooper.

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Spending my bank holiday coming up with the next gay series to take the world by storm. Two guys working in different whisky distilleries meet at a trade show and start an illicit romance. Call that Peated Rivalry.

I move that these curious and monumental wind turbine parts are the most successful public artwork in Edinburgh in many a year.

Jester mouse@jestermouse.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Paid a visit to the giant yellow wind turbines in Leith harbour.

This also serves to try and intimidate anyone else from challenging wealth and power btw

Zack Polanski@zackpolanski.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Old housemates, old school friends, family members, - they even asked a local launderette for an itinerary of what I've had washed! All this from billionaire owned media because they don't want a party to continue growing that challenges power & wealth. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Feeling directly addressed today.

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The bloating might never leave your face, but beneath it -- you still have some years. You still have some hope.

centrists and liberals prefer fascists to leftists, who knew

Ben Phillips@benphillips76.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Labour imposes ban on working with Greens, forces Labour councillors to partner with Tories.

Well, one out of two isn't bad.

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

Me @ the endless genealogy/murder spreadsheet that is Crusader Kings 2

Peter@fqts.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"You have played for 2,621 hours. Would you recommend this game to other gamers?" "No."

[to colleague, wearily] streeting wes or wesley streeting?

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

Euan@euan.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them

Shepherd's Delight- last night's red (ish) sunset at Nrwhaven brings glorious weather today...it works...it works #RedSkyAtNightShepherdsDelight

[Clippy voice] 📎I see you're trying to slip the surly bonds of earth and dance the skies on laughter-silvered wings; would you like some help with that?📎

niki grayson@nikigrayson.com · 5mo ago

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

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Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 5mo ago

No, I need to go back to a time when *love* was still possible.

Remembering the ancient ways

I mean, I can be stupid on ten hours of sleep, but, yes mother Ursula 🫡

Ursula K. Le Guin Bot@leguinbot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Go to bed; tired is stupid.

😢

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

INLAND EMPIRE - It's all gone now. You never became a poet or an entroponaut.

My world, my Earth is a ruin. A planet spoiled by the human species. We multiplied and fought and gobbled until there was nothing left, and then we died. We controlled neither appetite nor violence; we did not adapt. We destroyed ourselves. But we destroyed the world first.

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safe for children to grow up in.

tell you what lads, maybe getting ourselves off gas and oil wasn't such a bad idea after all

Inside Out (2015)

Ursula K. Le Guin Bot@leguinbot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Neither grief nor pride had so much truth in them as did joy, the joy that trembled in the cold wind between sky and sea, bright and brief as fire.

You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯

No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.com · 8mo ago

Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.

when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month

Slightly diminish a band: The Reasonably Attractive South

Emily St. James@emilystjams.bsky.social · last yr.

Slightly diminish a band: Ben Folds Four Point Nine