It's still Albrot
@albrot.party
Just a lil guy goin around Don't mind me
Nobody can escape the long Mr. Hands of the law
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 6d agoFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
really nervous that i'm going to get outed as not really having impostor syndrome
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
man we are losing the wrong fucking 80-year-olds this week
[throws away my bonemaxxing hammer in disgust]
Playboy@playboy.com · last wk.There’s a viral theory called "Shrekking" that beautiful college women are “dating down,” but they don’t quite see it that way. “I would rather be with someone who treats me well but isn’t as good looking than have someone who doesn’t treat me well but has good looks.”
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Look, i hate to repost this, but i can't shake the feeling that i have to make someone else see it within seven days or I'll die
Andrew Beasley@andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 2w agoI always thought the Beatles biopics were a bad idea. This image only seems to confirm that.
adults should be banned from social media
the perfect James Bond would be a tough butch lesbian with big tits and the same hairdoo and outfits that Sean Connery had
the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening
was nobody gonna tell me that the cyclops was played by Mr. Noodle
Holy shit did I just hear a Meta commercial about how AI is actually very good and cool and for a more human future that used David Bowie's "Five Years" as the music??? Incredible choice. Genius.
skipping ad after ad for selling as many of your belongings as possible and apps where you can buy mystery bags of food that stores get rid of every night to get to the video that reassures me that everything in the economy is fine
that stupid ass cat-finding game has got to be some kind of psyop but i'll never engage with it to figure out how
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
Ernest Saves Christmas Movie Commercial CBS/WJW 8 1988-11-22 : 11s
In 2021 it cost upwards of 5,281 Mewtwo GX (Secret Shining) - 78/73 cards to buy a home. Today it only costs 540. Truly this is the end of days for fiat currency, and the affordability crisis isn't real
Molly White@molly.wiki · 2mo agofascinating economic discovery from Fidelity: houses actually are cheaper now than in 2020!* * if you denominate them in an arbitrary asset that has appreciated over that time frame
