yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Hi international friendos, to help you understand what NZ bluesky is talking about, here is a summary: While Prime Minister Chris has survived leadership challenges from MP Chris (today) and MP Chris (recently), this instability bodes ill for election chances against Former Prime Minister Chris
In a country where the Ford Ranger was the best-selling car for 10 years in a row, this is probably worth paying attention to. 🚲 vs 🛻 #BuildMoreBikeLanes #kikorangi
“Here’s what we found: Every additional 100kg of vehicle weight was associated with a 6% increase in odds of pedestrian fatality. Every additional 10cm of height was associated with an 11% increase in odds of pedestrian fatality. The relationship was even stronger in lower-speed environments.”
#nzpol The rules: 1. National leader has to be likeable. 2. Labour leader has to be inspiring. 3. Policies don't matter. 4. Uninspiring Labour < unlikeable National. 5. Inspiring Labour === likeable National. 6. Winston Peters is eternal.
It feels like palm oil was a dry-run for genAI.
“Mea Culpa - Dark Hours — Terry Godier” https://blog.terrygodier.com/2026/08/09/mea-culpa-dark-hours.html > it became clear to me that the web app I had launched using Claude was strikingly similar to his open source project, even reproducing a bug he had later fixed
Mea Culpa - Dark Hours
Last week I launched a project called Dark Hours, which was a website utility to give you an idea of what could be seen in the sky that night. A developer who …
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AI bros are now trying to steal our heritage to feed their machines www.rnz.co.nz/life/books/w...
Wellington second-hand bookstore’s mysterious orders
Book Haven in Wellington's Newtown started to receive more orders than it could possibly handle.
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I pulled this together today of the shit they've done in 3 years, huge volume, and know still missing into tomato-marji-65.tiiny.site
NZ Coalition Government Policy Timeline: Claims & Scrutiny (2023-2026)
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Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you
Update: someone in a group chat found it
National is doing its usual election year spin of "rahhh Labour more tax! National low tax!" And is just wrong in general, but also... Cost of living is a tax. It's a worse tax because it goes toward private profit, not public benefit. Desperately need people to understand this. #nzpol
Three things I would NEVER eat as a health influencer: - Poison. You would not believe what awful things science has to say about it. Google it if you don't believe me. - Antimatter. More of a question of price, really. - Grass-fed T-Rex. Because all dinosaurs were atheist.
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Olaniyi Omotayo, Nigerian (1995- ), Empowered Unity 4, 2025, oil and acrylic on canvas, 36 x 48 in, private collection
I am going through Bram Stoker’s earliest notes on DRACULA today - they include a list of the powers and features of the Count (then named “Wampyr” before Stoker stumbled on “Dracula”), many of which are never elucidated in the book…
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
Not sure how much attention this will get, but it’s quite a big deal - Labour has pulled its support for the Govt’s controversial census ‘modernisation’ plans, meaning it no longer has the 75% majority it needs in Parliament: newsroom.co.nz/2026/08/03/g...
Govt’s census overhaul thrown into doubt after Labour pulls support
Opposition parties warn relying on government agency data instead of a full census risks undercounting Māori and minority groups.
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rob you didn't invent penguins sit down
(In honor of August, bringing this 🧵 over from twitter) August makes me think of the best summer restaurant I ever ate at. It didn’t have a name, just a tidy hand-painted sign: “Tomato Sandwiches—all you can eat.” #tomatosandwiches
No matter what's going on in your life, just remember there's some form of potato that can make it better.
Endometriosis takes nine years to diagnose. That’s about to change. NICE has approved two tests: a saliva test reading microRNA markers, and a gut-sensor test returning results in 45 minutes, sparing women the keyhole surgery currently needed. buff.ly/QX3jHk8 #ShareGoodNewsToo
Rapid endometriosis tests to be made available on NHS in England and Wales
Saliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis
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🚨 After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.