One of those quotes you know you’ll see again and in an unexpected way!

Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 2w ago

To "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.

ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith

Ray Beckerman@raybeckerman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing newrepublic.com/post/214946/...

Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro

THE Pablo Escobear@pabloescobear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Humpty dumpty asses

The point isn't to produce essays, it's to teach students how to think for fuck's sake. The minute you automate that, it's over. You might as well close the course. Which they're also doing. This is an attack on learning, and everyone is just shrugging.

I believe we can still create the world they envisioned if we work together.

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3mo ago

i worked in several casinos and later for an online sportsbook. the best advice i can give you is to stay the hell away from all of it.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

I'm a little proud of dogged American dirtbag ingenuity and hubris that makes it baffling to a lot of us that you can't make a cheap AC unit work in almost* any building w/ common and cheap materials which is a large factor in their ubiquity in many places here where they probably shouldn't be.

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

We will have a socialist president and he will build a plaza-style skatepark on the White House lawn as god intended

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

Truthout@truthout.org · 7mo ago

As calls for Donald Trump to be impeached flooded social media after his genocidal threats toward Iran on Tuesday, the Senate’s Democratic leaders put out a statement late in the day that merely condemned Trump’s comment without any vow to take action.

Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 7mo ago

This would be right now (assuming it’s ET) but I don’t see any livestream anywhere

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

current internal mental debate: There's Still A Way We Can Coexist In One Country With Sociopathically Selfish Evangelicals vs No We Can't

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

CNN@cnn.com · 11mo ago

Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight