My bf is so funny, he's always like "please stop biting my dick"
Come over and do that thing I like (take your pants off and let me examine your pubic pores)
Pedro Pascal keeps rejecting my proposals of marriage that I send via mental telepathy
This Cooper's Hawk flew within a few feet of me then landed in a tree
It would be kinda cool to be Dracula minus the horrible addiction to cocaine
to be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment funk soul brother
Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out unused psychiatric medication
Goose in a Goose Costume@augustagoose.bsky.social · 3d agoHalloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out cables that no longer match anything
if you meet your soulmate you should fuse together into some kind of monstrosity with terrible powers
reblog if you like the sound of my feet ominously slapping the floor as I chase you through a poorly lit multilevel home
I don't think I'm being dramatic when I say a little baby kitty would fix me
Can tell which 3 items I added to the shared shopping list?
How many pictures of the fall foliage do I need and why is it 248?
Not to brag, but I have proposed to Pedro Pascal five times via mental telepathy
saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer
I've been away honing my mental telepathy skills so I can better communicate with Pedro Pascal