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Take this purgatorial time vortex and shove it
looking to hire a murder of crows to murder one particular crow
It would be a scary situation if there was one guy with a trillion dollars, a global satellite network, and influence over a radical extremist political party with an iron grip on the world's largest nuclear-armed military who was facing an election that could result in wide-ranging accountability
If one more person recommends that new "Carrie" series with Flanagan's goddamn fucking wife again and this fuck-ass pretty Carrie with no agency, I will yeet them off of my tallest tower of King novels
Frog and Toad are Fucked
Make it happen by selling the idea of E-namel to tech investors
A lot of people stopped talking to me *as soon as* I went on disability. It was like a light switch going from on to off: I stopped working, and some folks I used to interact with regularly just...were no longer there
a glory hole but for boops on the nose
Susan Collins did NOT sign the Congressional letter to CBP, urging it to exempt personal prescriptions from a new rule restricting imported medicine. King signed the letter. The change dramatically impacts those who rely on lower-cost Canadian meds. #mepolitics www.wmtw.com/article/new-...
Mainers who import prescription drugs face new customs rule
A new Customs and Border Protection rule would make it nearly impossible for personal prescription shipments from pharmacies outside the United States to enter the country, affecting Maine residents w...
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I sent a happy little cloud to watch over you while you sleep.
everyone at this dmv seems so depressed lucky for them i brought my harmonica
Autumn in Maine πππ
One of the wisest thing I have ever heard (and I'm sorry, I no longer remember who said it): "Narcissists don't hurt people they dislike; they come to dislike the people they hurt." Remember the people who try DARVO after they hurt you, and reject them and all their works.
Remember how our current VP blamed "the border crisis" for getting his mother hooked on drugs, but actually she stole them from her *own* hospital patients who needed them, and she got fired for it?
Do not ask for whom the wheels on the bus go round and round. They go round and round for thee.
For years, I have loved Brian De Palma's "Carrie" and hated the show "Greatest American Hero" Today I learned that the same guy who plays Tommy Ross played the Greatest American Hero, and now I don't know if I am face (and hair) blind, or just really dumb
I just finished reading the Bible. I even did all the voices
Which English hangman would you prefer to launch you into eternity and why would it not be William Calcraft