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Antigone/Anne, 27, She/They, secretly a baby seal BLM, ACAB, land back, free Palestine 💉🏳️⚧️🎂 12/8/25 🎂🏳️⚧️💉
Life is like a gacha game but instead of hunky anime men, you pay $20 for the kind of shame and guilt that haunts you for years. And then you get bad RNG and pull the kind of shame and guilt that haunts you for decades instead. And they don't even give you daily gems or coins
exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
if a white supremacist says anything you should assume every single word is a lie unless completely independently verified by an entirely unrelated source. if they say it is thursday you should ask an expert on days of the week. this should be the bare minimum standard in this media landscape
Middle East Eye (Unofficial)@middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social · 22h agoJason Arday's marathon challenge and football claims found to be true after his death - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/jason-ardays-marathon-challenge-and-football-claims-found-be-true-after-his-death
"he would not fucking say that" is a useful phrase that can be applied to so many fandom versions of characters but I doubt it could ever be truer than the post that originated it
This sucks, man. Work has been throttling how many tokens we can use during the day. At this rate, I'll never win enough paper prize tickets to trade in for the big stuffed Taz. At my job, as a silly little child.
[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!
George RR Martin was walking into his publisher just now with the finished manuscript for Winds of Winter and he slipped. The pages flew all out of order, and there's a big red mark on his ASS where he fell! It's time to start all over from scratch.
Hydrogen on the periodic table is H, we take the reflection of SELF to get FLES, and putting one after the other, we get FLESH 😁
NameChangeNightStolenValor@antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 5d agoIt's been a minute since I've done one of these, so here's a nice softball Sunday cryptic crossword clue One's body is hydrogen, after self reflection (5)
I'm taking my retirement fund's Financial Literacy Wellness Challenge to add $25 to my yearly employer contributions. It's a copyright 1997 Macromedia Flash game where dollar signs float past the screen and you have to type "RICHES" to capture 10 of them before the time runs out.
it really is incredible once you see how much of this current moment of fascism is powered by the sentiment that i should be allowed to rule my child's life like an unquestioned king from cradle to grave
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 4d agolol come the fuck on
You have to think how utterly soul-destroying it must be to be so low down the pecking order of the pro-Iran hacking groups that you are sent to sort-of take down Bluesky.
Katieboo @k8tshires.eurosky.social · 4d ago'Bluesky suffered a 24-hour DDoS attack that caused outages. A pro-Iran hacker group claimed responsibility for the disruption.' securityaffairs.com/191059/secur...
Donkey Approved Shrek Waffles (2007-2008): A line of frozen, buttermilk waffles released to promote "Shrek the Third", featuring full-color images of characters from the film printed onto the middle of each one.
Years ago an RPGnet poster got mad that I told him his game wasn't completely original because Planescape did something he was doing first, so I made a game that obviously ripped off Planescape and he started posting "this SJW stole my idea!!!". It ruled
David J Prokopetz@prokopetz.bsky.social · 5d agoI'm not saying it doesn't HAPPEN, but "all weird indie TTRPGs are a kink thing" is reductive. There is also "designing RPGs to publish your worldbuilding bible", "designing RPGs because you invented a neat dice trick", "designing RPGs to win an argument", and "designing RPGs as an act of self harm".
Poisoned by a plant: vomiting and nausea followed by acute liver failure Poisoned by a mushroom: the part of your brain that understands the linear flow of time digests itself, leaving you to think you are hurtling at light speed into the past while the world is forever encased in amber
jojo has unparalleled stylish action and is frequently funny, but undervalued is that jojo starts as a horror series and never really stops being one. so many of the fights are these attacks from terrifying unknown, often a manifestation of common fears or something preying upon the body.
It's been a minute since I've done one of these, so here's a nice softball Sunday cryptic crossword clue One's body is hydrogen, after self reflection (5)
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
guy who has a 1.0 batting average in the majors
MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 6d agoJOSHUA BÁEZ, ARE YOU KIDDING?! 2 at-bats, 2 HOMERS in his MLB debut!
