Digger: you have to actually solve the world's problems not just pat yourself on the back for having the right opinions Will: how DARE YOU

Assigned Reading At Birth

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D+15 Midterm indicator

"The culture on X today is remarkably friendly and inclusive." - John Gruber man, what a piece of shit

da bears (derogatory)

i don't normally like battery watches but this one looks fucking great

Law Librarian to the Stars@audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 7mo ago

me watching this: wow, this is so fucking interesting, amazing how he can jus... OMFG that watch!!1! asd;kgjhsad!!!

well, my oldest (15 y.o.) is officially taller than me (6'3")

a troll to block. the account ONLY posts responses to @abdulelsayed.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov and @schumer.senate.gov

This is fucking RIDICULOUS, anyone would be lucky to have Eric and you should buy his book in the meantime, I’m so sick of the sub-Vogon doofuses who make decisions for this industry

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 3d ago

Some ~personal~ news: After five years, I have been laid off from @the-independent.com. I am grateful for the time I have had there. With that in mind, I am absolutely looking for new work opportunities, especially ahead if the midterms. My email is EMGarcia2009@gmail.com. My signal is emgarcia.85

It really does have to be one of the funniest examples of divergent etymologies suddenly careening back together like speeding freight trains. And it seems pretty well stuck now as a significant fundamental unit of world economy and soon a big chunk of knowledge work. Enjoy the pizza and skee-ball.

jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented 93,000 Cringe Posts as a cautionary tale This Account: At long last, we have made 93,000 Cringe Posts from classic sci-fi novel Don't Make 93,000 Cringe Posts

I want to live a three-dimensional, richly embodied life, using my own human hands to scroll through blue highlighted links on two monitors like my ancestors did before me.

conputer dipshit@davidcrespo.bsky.social · 4d ago

“clicking around on websites that have existed for 8 years is a natural part of the human experience“ is one of the worst arguments against using AI I have ever heard, and that’s saying something. 99+% of the humans who ever lived have never done anything like it www.hottakes.space/p/a-slow-ced...

maybe LLMs will solve the loneliness epidemic by filling online and digital spaces with hallucinations and unverified garbage this thought brought to you after seeing this demo: www.tavus.io/griffin#demos

Griffin: The First Human Interaction Model | Tavus

Griffin is the first Human Interaction Model (HIM). On live video calls, 48% of people who talked to it thought it was a real person.

tavus.io

SUSAN COLLINS: I was successful in getting road salt removed from the Canada tariff list TROY JACKSON: What about everything else? We can't eat road salt

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

An old-fashioned expression because it's been barred by international law for several decades now.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d ago

Trump on Venezuela: "To the victor belong the spoils, right? An old fashioned expression that we've brought back"

jesus christ

gemini: "i have your fantasy roster"

BABY THEY ARE GOING TO PRISONNNNN

Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case

Gov. Kathy Hochul appointed the state attorney general to investigate a former Cornell University student’s allegation of rape. The woman has sued seven men in connection with the alleged assault.

nytimes.com

Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.

The moment Katie Britt realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.

mason miller looks like that ellison dipshit

Even in jest, don't waste tears on this man. Last I heard about him, his roommate told me, "He woke me up in the middle of the night to drive him to Wal Mart, said he'd buy me something for the trouble, then came out and said 'Fuck you, I ain't buying you anything.' So I started choking him."

me, watching baseball on the mlb app: this google ai analytics commercial is the WORST me, after watching the MLB commercial where they show the SAME four stadiums literally 50 times during tonight's game: kill me now

It wouldn't be October without Kershaw taking L's

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2w ago

Peacock maintaining the long-honored tradition of Clayton Kershaw being unwatchable in the playoffs

I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...